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Drama, Romance
Mike Nichols
Patrick Marber
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Julia Roberts
Clive Owen
Jude Law
Natalie Portman
Colin Stinton
Peter Rnic
Michael Haley
Jaclynn Tiffany Brown
Steve Morphew
Abdul Popoola
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Closer

(2004)
96 reviews
Film rated 3.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.1 / 5)
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Nichols: the eternal quadrangle.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Portman strips, Owen watches.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Jude Law(s) of Attraction.
aussiecanuck 
  Vote (4)   
Screwing for Nichols.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (8)   
Lovers split, Portman splits.
BaftaBabe 
  Vote (12)   
Nichol's quartet really swings.
BaftaBabe 
  Vote (6)   
Marber's fourplay.
noncentz 
  Vote (8)   
Jude's relationship obituary?
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Law desires, hurts Roberts.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Law gets Owen laid.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (6)   
Portman, Roberts swap partners.
Tori 
  Vote (3)   
Portman's passport proves puzzling.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Law, Owen - cyber sexing.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Portman's film's Keyser Soze.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Law's Owen Clive apology.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Portman's Jane not plain.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Law encourages wife swapping.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Jude's jealosy ruins relationships.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Clive's cleaving, Julia's leaving.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (4)   
Jude's relationships need obituaries.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Un-Law-ful four-sided triangle.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Portman strips for Nichols.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (9)   
Dan, Anna, Larry & Alice.
kolo 
  Vote    
Law, Owen Trading Places.
kolo 
  Vote    
Jude Law's Jaded Love.
kolo 
  Vote    
Obsessed Owen tortures everyone.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Ice cold 'n' Alice.
Salopian 
  Vote (4)   
Putting on Ayres.
Salopian 
  Vote (6)   
Alice springs from nowhere.
Salopian 
  Vote (4)   
Ayres rocks men's worlds.
Salopian 
  Vote (4)   
Natalie steals stiff's name.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (14)   
Jude visits Julia's opening.
Koli 
  Vote (24)   
Portman parades pert posterior.
Koli 
  Vote (6)   
Natalie: Jude's the slapper.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Portman displays pink, hair.
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Natalie strips. That's it.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Portman, deluded and denuded.
chazbo 
  Vote (2)   
Portman takes pole position.
boydegg 
  Vote    
Clive demands dirty details.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Portman pleases, teases Owen.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Roberts lays down Law.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Stripper Portman wigs out.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Foulmouthed couples swap partners.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Clive asks nicely. Scores.
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Dermatologist hits skins.
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Portman poses as instructed.
damalc 
  Vote (3)   
Portman conned them all.
Ali 
  Vote (3)   
Amidala spreads for bread.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (2)   
Cheeky Portman parts cheeks.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (4)   
Amidala? More like Imahoa.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (2)   
Clever Clive breaks Law.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (6)   
See Portman crack up.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Portman. Owen. Poles apart.
Airbolt 
  Vote (8)   
Law gives Clive boner.
Seán 
  Vote (10)   
Julia cheats, shags husband.
Seán 
  Vote (8)   
Four bedding. Anna funereal.
Seán 
  Vote (17)   
Jude eschewed.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Owen plays Law's mind.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Couples kiss, Nichols tells.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Roberts/Portman bend Law.
blueduck 
  Vote (4)   
Roberts 'Sleeping with Everyone'.
blueduck 
  Vote (6)   
Runaround Bride.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
Julia loves camera, man.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (6)   
Owen will faithfulness return?
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Miserable four-nication.
arocketman 
  Vote (1)   
Natalie breaks Jude's Law.
mumbles 
  Vote    
Natalie wears pink hair.
squarehead 
  Vote    
Natalie fakes passPort, man.
Face 
  Vote    
Owen acts against Law.
Face 
  Vote    
Relationships have broken Law.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Padme naked for Clive.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Quartet confuse love, lust.
Wheelz 
  Vote (1)   
Needy, selfish, fornicating foursome.
Wheelz 
  Vote (1)   
Portman plays dead Alice.
jeep 
  Vote    
Julia, Jude's passionate affair.
jeep 
  Vote    
Roberts robs Portman's man.
jeep 
  Vote (2)   
Love quadrangle's against Law.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (10)   
Portman Closer to fame.
Ian Boughey 
  Vote    
Owen ogles naked Natalie.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (2)   
Brits, bitches and obituaries.
suzie 
  Vote    
There's something about Alice.
zle 
  Vote    
Law, Owen do Roberts.
tiger 
  Vote (1)   
Portman dances for Owen.
tiger 
  Vote    
Dermatologist loves Natalie's skin.
easy 
  Vote    
Brits shag American slags.
Mojo 
  Vote (6)   
Natalie strips away innocence.
tommyboy 
  Vote (1)   
Portman's stripper never nude.
velvet rope 
  Vote (2)   
Aquarium initiates fishy romance.
delsheez 
  Vote (2)   
Portman strips, Owen flips.
ChuckEye 
  Vote (3)   
London wolves in Americans.
Hfuhruhurr 
  Vote (9)   
80 minutes... four score.
For-ward 
  Vote (18)   
Jude loses two women.
flowerchild 
  Vote    
Four people, four relationships.
Du 
  Vote (1)   
Jane's pain, Dan's game.
fruitplucker 
  Vote    
Law, abused by everyone.
Gretchen 
  Vote (1)   
Owen beds Jude's girls.
misterwhite 
  Vote    
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