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Piano, The (1993) |
| 91 reviews |
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Film rated 3.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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| Nihilist nails mute pianist. |
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| Keitel's cock isn't blocked. |
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| Piano sinks, Holly surfaces. |
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| Campion's piano sinks, stinks. |
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| Keitel covets his pianist. |
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| Sold Piano creates affair. |
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| Keitel: no strings attached. |
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| Mute woman requires piano. |
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| Mute gives Keitel lessons. |
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| Pianist prefers neighbor's organ. |
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| Quiet Hunter wounds many. |
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| Holly plays. Harvey fiddles. |
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| Loses finger, gains Keitel. |
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| Keitel unveils his instrument. |
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| Teacher tantalizes tatted Keitel. |
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| Piano rockin'? No knockin'. |
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| Keitel prefers playing Hunter. |
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| Precocious brat reveals affair. |
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| Keitel, fingers, pianist. |
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| Marriage mockery, Maori-age marvellous. |
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| Best thing: silent Hunter! |
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| Hunter silently wins Keitel. |
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| Holly fingers keitels instrument. |
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| Ada scales George's instrument. |
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| Bloke pokes mute pianist. |
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| Campion champions dumb pianist. |
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| Cuckolded Stewart releases bird. |
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| Hunter: Pianist. Keitel: Penis. |
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| Holly memorizes lines overnight! |
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| Holly loses finger, voice. |
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| Harvey scales Holly's heights. |
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| Hunter gets fingered, de-fingered. |
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| Music, mud, Maori's manhood. |
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| Virtuosa less the digitation. |
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| Hunter tickles ivories, Keitel. |
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| Mute musician marvels Maori. |
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| Hunter plays 'Chopped-sticks'. |
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| Holly plays, doesn't sing. |
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| Holly tickles Keitel's ivory. |
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| Banging (ivories) in Antipodes. |
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| Moko'd Keitel exposes Kiwis. |
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| Harvey plucks silent chord. |
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| Holly Hunter's silent movie. |
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| Keitel gives Holly melody. |
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| Piano dunked, Holly humped. |
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| Metal finger replaces original. |
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| Holly's pointer gets chop. |
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| Joanna Dumbly - Piano Instrumental. |
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| Holly adapts, great score. |
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| Pretty Polly warranty voided. |
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| Campion captures Keitel's can. |
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| Keitel shows Pianist, depressing. |
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| Keitel's pianist exposed. |
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| Paquin exhibits pianist envy. |
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| Keitel, naked, strokes instrument. |
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| Holly's piano, Harvey's organ. |
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| Harvey's manicurist skills suspect. |
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| Rachmaninov harder after Chopfingerov. |
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| Campion does dark threesome. |
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| Keitel strokes small pianist. |
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| Cute mute enchants Keitel. |
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| There's Something About Maori. |
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| Harvey Keitel au naturel. |
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