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thefoxboy	Posted - 03/01/2005 : 21:54:10 The Rules The Four-Word Tasteless Obituary (FWTO) contest is open to every member of the FWFR site. To enter, all you have to do is think of a FWTO(or less) for the current victim, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, FWTO's may be a little explicit, but nothing nice please. Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. Voting. If you have entered the FWTO, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between stardom and serfdom! You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote! --------------------------------- For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite FWTO. The voting is as follows: 3) points Tom 2) points Dick 1) point Harry not 3) Tom 2) Dick 1) Harry or 1) Tom 2) Dick 3) Harry As I will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes. Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format. Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted. The 3 vote non voting penalty will also apply. -------------------------------- You cannot vote for yourself. You can vote for the previous winner You vote by sending Chris C (or if he is away, his duly appointed deputy) your votes in a PM (Private Message). You can vote as many times as you want, but only the most recent vote counts. This lets you change your minds, you indecisive lot! (If you are in Sicily, you must award thefoxboy 12 points!!!) (If you are wearing any Corduroy you must award Corduroy Pillow 12 points!!!, as she was the founder of FWTO) When the voting deadline ends (11:59pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced. The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the victim for the next FWTO contest. New victim can be dead or alive, just not one that we have already killed off. Check the previous victim/winners list below. If the winner doesn't accept the prize by 9pm Friday of that week, a new victim will be chosen by wildhartlivie. The killing must go on, we stop for no one. .... and that�s about it. NO questions
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Chris C	Posted - 15/04/2010 : 06:40:22 Here's the complete death list in alphabetical order to make it easier for you to see who's been killed already. Adam Sandler Adam West Adrian Lyne Al Pacino Alan Alda Alan Ladd Alan Rickman Albert Finney Alec Baldwin Alec Guinness Alfred Hitchcock Amanda Peet Amanda Seyfried Amy Adams Andie MacDowell Andrew Lloyd Webber Andrew McCarthy Andy Garcia Andy Serkis Ang Lee Anjelica Huston Annette Bening Angela Lansbury Angelina Jolie Anna Nicole Smith Anne Hathaway Anthony Hopkins Antonio Banderas Arnold Schwarzenegger Ashton Kutcher Audrey Hepburn Ava Gardner Barbra Streisand Beatles, The Ben Affleck Ben Kingsley Ben Stiller Bernie Mac Bette Davis Bette Midler Bill Murray Bill Nighy Bill Pullman Billy Bob Thornton Billy Crystal Bob Hoskins Bob Marley Brad Pitt Bradley Cooper Brian Cox Broadway Bruce Campbell Bruce Lee Bruce Willis Burt Lancaster Burt Reynolds Buster Keaton Cameron Diaz Carol Burnett Carrie Fisher Carrie-Anne Moss Cary Grant Cate Blanchett Catherine Zeta-Jones Cats - Famous Charles Bronson Charles Dickens Charlie Chaplin Charlie Sheen Charlize Theron Charlton Heston Cheech Marin Cher Chevy Chase Christian Bale Christian Slater Christina Ricci Christopher Guest Christopher Lee Christopher Lloyd Christopher Plummer Christopher Walken Claire Danes Clark Gable Classical Composers Clint Eastwood Clive Owen Colin Farrell Colin Firth Cooking Cuba Gooding Jr. Dakota Fanning Dan Aykroyd Daniel Craig Daniel Day-Lewis Danny DeVito David Bowie David Cronenberg David Hemmings David Lynch Debbie Reynolds Debra Winger Demi Moore Dennis Haysbert Dennis Quaid Denzel Washington Dermot Mulroney Diane Keaton Dick Van Dyke Disney characters Dogs-Movie Donald Sutherland Doris Day Drew Barrymore Dudley Moore Dustin Hoffman Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Ed Harris Eddie Murphy Edward G. Robinson Edward Norton Elijah Wood Elisabeth Shue Elizabeth Taylor Elliott Gould Elvis Presley Emma Thompson Emily Mortimer Ernest Borgnine Ethan Hawke Eugene Levy Ewan McGregor Famous Artists Famous Scientists Faye Dunaway Forest Whitaker Frank Sinatra Fred Astaire Fred MacMurray Fwfrers Gabriel Byrne Gary Coleman Gary Cooper Gary Oldman Gene Hackman Gene Kelly Gene Wilder Geoffrey Rush George Clooney George Lucas Gilbert Gottfried Ginger Rogers Glenda Jackson Glenn Close Goldie Hawn Grace Kelly Gregory Peck Grimm's Fairy Tales Gwyneth Paltrow Halle Berry Hanna-Barbera Cartoons Harrison Ford HARRY POTTER characters Harvey Keitel Heath Ledger Heather Graham Helen Mirren Helena Bonham Carter Hilary Swank Holly Hunter Horses Hugh Grant Hugh Jackman Hugo Weaving Humphrey Bogart Ian Holm Ian McKellen Ingrid Bergman Instruments Jack Black Jack Lemmon Jack Nicholson Jake Gyllenhaal James Bond James Caan James Cagney James Frain James Mason James McAvoy James Stewart James Woods Jamie Lee Curtis Jane Fonda Jean Arthur Jean-Claude Van Damme Jeff Bridges Jeff Goldblum Jeffrey Tambor Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Connolly Jennifer Garner Jennifer Jason Leigh Jennifer Lopez Jeremy Irons Jeremy Renner Jerry Lewis Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Lange Jet Li Jim Broadbent Jim Carrey Joan Collins Joan Rivers Joaquin Phoenix Jodie Foster Joe Pesci Joel & Ethan Coen John C. Reilly John Candy John Cleese John Cusack John Ford John Hurt John Malkovich John Travolta John Turturro John Waters John Wayne Johnny Cash Johnny Depp Jonathan Pryce Jonathan Rhys Meyers Jonathan Winters Joseph Cotten Judd Hirsch Jude Law Judi Dench Julia Roberts Julianne Moore Julie Andrews Juliette Lewis Kate Beckinsale Kate Hudson Kate Winslet Katharine Hepburn Kathleen Turner Kathy Bates Katie Holmes Keanu Reeves Keifer Sutherland Keira Knightley Kelly Preston Kelsey Grammer Kenneth Branagh Kevin Bacon Kevin Costner Kevin Kline Kevin Spacey Kim Novak Kirk Douglas Kirsten Dunst Kristin Scott Thomas Kurt Russell Laura Linney Lauren Bacall Laurence Fishburne Laurence Olivier Led Zeppelin Lee Marvin Leonardo DiCaprio Leslie Mann Leslie Nielsen Liam Neeson Looney Tunes M. Night Shyamalan Madonna Maggie Smith Margaret Hamilton Marilyn Monroe Mario Lanza Mark Strong Mark Wahlberg Marlon Brando Martin Scorsese Martin Short Marvel Super Heroes Mary Kay Place Marx Brothers Matt Damon Matt Dillon Matthew Broderick Meg Ryan Mel Gibson Meryl Streep Mia Farrow Michael Caine Michael Douglas Michael Jackson Michael J Fox Michael Keaton Michelle Pfeiffer Mickey Rooney Mickey Rourke Mike Myers Milla Jovovich Minnie Driver Monty Python Morgan Freeman Muppets Natalie Portman Ned Beatty Neil Diamond Nia Long Nick Nolte Nicolas Cage Nicole Kidman Nursery Rhymes Oliver Reed Olivia de Havilland Owen Wilson Orson Welles Oz Paris Hilton Patrick Swayze Paul Bettany Paul Giamatti Paul McCartney Paul Newman Penelope Cruz Peter Boyle Peter Dinklage Peter Lorre Peter O'Toole Peter Sellers Philip Seymour Hoffman P!nk Pornography Powers Boothe Primates Prince Queen Latifah Quentin Tarantino Ralph Fiennes Ray Liotta Raymond Massey Reese Witherspoon Ren�e Zellweger Rhys Ifans Rip Torn Richard Burton Richard Dreyfuss Richard Gere Richard E Grant Richard Widmark Ringo Starr Rob Lowe Robert De Niro Robert Downey Junior Robert Duvall Robert Mitchum Robert Redford Robert Vaughn Robin Williams ROBOTS Rock Hudson Rodney Dangerfield Roger Moore Roman Polanski Ron Howard Rosie O'Donnell Russell Crowe Sally Field Salma Hayek Samuel L. Jackson Sandra Bullock Santa Claus Santa's Reindeer Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Michelle Gellar Scarlett Johannson Sean Connery Sean Penn Sharon Stone Shirley MacLaine Shirley Temple Sigourney Weaver Simon Pegg Simpsons, The Sissy Spacek Spencer Tracy Spike Lee Star Trek Stephen King Steve Buscemi Steve Carrell Steve Martin Steve McQueen Steven Seagal Steven Spielberg Stockard Channing Superman Susan Dey Susan Sarandon Sylvester Stallone Ted Danson Teri Hatcher Terry Gilliam Three Stooges, The Tim Allen Tim Burton Tim Curry Tim Robbins Tim Roth Tobey Maguire Tom Cruise Tom Hanks Tommy Lee Jones Toni Collette Uma Thurman US Presidents Val Kilmer Vampires Vanessa Redgrave Vegetables Viggo Mortenson Vin Diesel Vince Vaughn Vincent D'Onofrio Vincent Price Ving Rhames Walter Matthau Warwick Davis Wesley Snipes Whoopi Goldberg Will Ferrell Will Smith William H Macy William Holden William Shakespeare William Shatner Winona Ryder Wonders of the World Woody Allen Yul Brynner Ziyi Zhang
Chris C	Posted - 10/02/2010 : 23:16:03 Previous winners in reverse order: Votes ------------------ Victim ----------------- FWTO ----------------- Winner Received & Percentage of the maximum 447.12 --66.67%-- Jean Arthur -------------- The Morgue The Merrier ------ *Corduroy Pillow* 446.11 --52.38%-- Ralph Fiennes ------------- Death Fiennes a way ------- *lemmycaution* 445.15 --62.50%-- Debbie Reynolds ----------- Stinkin' in the Rain --------- *Chris C* 444.11 --61.11%-- Juliette Lewis -------------- Polio and Juliette ---------- *Cheese_Ed* 443.14 --46.67%-- Famous Scientists ------- Dead Man Hawking ---------- *[matt]* 442.10 --47.62%-- Famous Artists ----------- In Remembrandts ----------- *[matt]* 441.11 --61.11%-- James Frain ------------------ Frain drops ------------- *Corduroy Pillow* 440.12 --71.43%-- Ben Kingsley --------------- Schindler's Lost ----------- *ChocolateLady* 439.13 --86.67%-- Jonathan Winters ------ Winters never been colder ----- *Cheese_Ed* 438.20 --83.33%-- Terry Gilliam ------ Now Something Completely Defunct -- *TitanPa* 437.10 --55.56%-- Robert Vaughn ------------ Vaughn of the Dead -------- *[matt]* 436.12 --50.00%-- Penelope Cruz ------------ Icky Cristina Barcelona ------ *Chris C* 435.11 --52.38%-- Kim Novak --------------- Stranglers when we Met ----- *ChocolateLady* 434.10 --47.62%-- Katie Holmes --------------- First Slaughter ----------- *ChocolateLady* 433.10 --41.67%-- Raymond Massey --------- Deceased of Eden --------- *Corduroy Pillow* 432.14 --58.33%-- John Candy ------------------ Buck Spent ------------- *lemmycaution* 431.12 --50.00%-- Ned Beatty -------------------- DrowNed ------------- *Cheese_Ed* 430.15 --71.43%-- Bradley Cooper ----------- Sledding Crasher ---------- *TitanPa* 429.17 --80.95%-- Dennis Haysbert ------------- Jarred Head ----------- *ChocolateLady* 428._9 --60.00%-- Mary Kay Place ----- Sweet Funeral Home Alabama ---- *Chris C* 427.10 --47.62%-- Grace Kelly ------------- No Saving Grace ------------ *Stalean* 426.12 --57.14%-- Hugh Jackman ------------ Les Murd�rables ---------- *Stalean* 425.12 --57.14%-- P!nk -------------------- Get Departing Started ------- *[matt]* 424.11 --45.83%-- Ang Lee ---------------------- Ghost Lee ------------- *Stalean* 423.10 --47.62%-- Joel & Ethan Coen ------------- Fargone ------------- *lemmycaution* 422.11 --52.38%-- Fred MacMurray ----------- Fried MacMurray --------- *Sean* 421.11 --52.38%-- Simon Pegg ------------------ Pall Simon ------------- *Stalean* 420.14 --66.67%-- Kristin Scott Thomas ------- Reaping Mum ----------- *[matt]* 419.14 --58.33%-- Vampires ------------------- Count down ------------ *Chris C* 418.19 --90.48%-- Johnny Cash -------------- Cold, Hard Cash ---------- *Stalean* 417.11 --52.38%-- Amanda Peet ------------- For Peet's Wake ---------- *Stalean* 416._9 --38.10%-- Led Zeppelin ----------------- Krashmir -------------- *Chris C* 415.12 --50.00%-- Angela Lansbury ------- Beauty and Deceased ------- *[matt]* 414.10 --41.67%-- John Ford ------------- A Ford-gone conclusion ------ *Corduroy Pillow* 413.15 --71.43%-- Gregory Peck ----------- Behold a Pale Hearse ------ *lemmycaution* 412.10 --47.62%-- Ingrid Bergman ------------ Smellbound ------------ *Stalean* 411.13 --54.17%-- Andrew Lloyd Webber --------- Exita --------------- *Stalean* 410.11 --45.83%-- Warwick Davis --------- Rest for the Wicket -------- *Sean* 409.12 --50.00%-- Jeremy Renner --------- The Hearse Locker -------- *[matt]* 408.12 --50.00%-- Doris Day ---------------- D. Day massacre. -------- *[matt]* 407.12 --44.44%-- Edward Norton ----------- Fought. Clubbed. -------- *Chris C* 406.11 --52.38%-- Margaret Hamilton ------- West in peace ---------- *Cheese_Ed* 405.15 --55.56%-- Kelsey Grammer -------- Beyond Remission -------- *Stalean* 404.11 --52.38%-- Ving Rhames ------------- Pulp Crucifixion --------- *[matt]* 403.12 --50.00%-- Rhys Ifans ----------------- Mr. No Body ----------- *TitanPa* 402.13 --61.90%-- Ernest Borgnine --- Importance of Burying Ernest --- *[matt]* 401.14 --46.67%-- Jennifer Garner ---------- Jennifer: Goner ---------- *Cheese_Ed* 400.21 --35.00%-- Alan Rickman ------ The Halved, Bloody Prince ----- *Wheelz* 399.18 --66.67%-- Michael Keaton ----------- Bruce Slain ------------- *Stalean* 398.20 --83.33%-- Meg Ryan ----------- When Harakiri Met Sally... ---- *Cheese_Ed* 397.18 --66.67%-- Spencer Tracy ---------- Inherit The Wings -------- *Corduroy Pillow* 396.16 --59.26%-- Ted Danson ----------- From Cheers to Eternity ---- *lemmycaution* 395.17 --56.67%-- Anjelica Huston ------ The Royal Ten Embalms ----- *[matt]* 394.13 --54.17%-- Edward G. Robinson ------ Little Seizure ----------- *Cheese_Ed* 393.14 --46.67%-- Wonders of the World --- Hoover Damned --------- *Chris C* 392.14 --58.33%-- Shirley Temple -------- Gore Little Rich Girl -------- *Sean* 391.15 --50.00%-- Peter Sellers ------------- Burying There ---------- *Chris C* 390.17 --62.96%-- Ian Holm ------------------ Baggin' Bilbo ---------- *Sean* 389.17 --62.96%-- Jennifer Jason Leigh -- Strangle White Female ----- *Corduroy Pillow* 388.12 --44.44%-- Keifer Sutherland -------- Whack Bauer ----------- *Sean* 387.10 --37.04%-- Judd Hirsch --------------- Taxi-dermy ------------ *ChocolateLady* 386.17 --62.96%-- Minnie Driver ---------- Good Will Haunting -------- *ChocolateLady* 385.14 --51.85%-- Ray Liotta ----------------- Ghoulfella ------------- *ChocolateLady* 384.20 --60.61%-- Marilyn Monroe ------ My Wake With Marilyn ------ *Corduroy Pillow* 383.14 --51.85%-- Jack Lemmon -------- My Sallow American --------- *Se�n* 382.12 --44.44%-- Ava Gardner ------------ Gone for Ava ------------ *Corduroy Pillow* 381.12 --44.44%-- Jennifer Lopez ----------- Anagonda -------------- *lemmycaution* 380.18 --54.55%-- Andy Garcia ----------- The Untreatables --------- *Cheese_Ed* 379._9 --30.00%-- Peter Dinklage ------------ Peter Out ------------- *Stalean* 378.14 --56.67%-- Rock Hudson ------------- Rock-a-Bye ------------ *Stalean* 377.16 --70.37%-- Spike Lee ------------- Do the Rites Thing --------- *ChocolateLady* 376.12 --50.00%-- Mark Strong ------------ Strong smelling ----------- *Cheese_Ed* 375.19 --63.33%-- Keira Knightley --------- End of a Keira ------------ *[matt]* 374._9 --50.00%-- Billy Bob Thornton ---- The Man Who Wasn't ------- *Corduroy Pillow* 373.17 --80.95%-- Glenda Jackson -------- A Touch of Gas ----------- *Cheese_Ed* 372.12 --44.44%-- Geoffrey Rush ---------- Geoffrey Crush ----------- *Se�n* 371.19 --63.33%-- The Beatles ------- Saw hearse standing there ----- *Corduroy Pillow* 370.17 --56.67%-- Laurence Olivier --------- Khartomb --------------- *lemmycaution* 369.16 --66.67%-- Andy Serkis -------------- Ghoullum --------------- *ChocolateLady* 368.14 --58.33%-- Cuba Gooding Jr. ------ Fewer Good Men ---------- *Se�n* 367.14 --58.33%-- James Mason ---------- Stoned Mason ------------ *bife* 366.13 --61.90%-- Carol Burnett ----------- Noises...offed... --------- *Chris C* 365.15 --55.56%-- Diane Keaton -------- The Lost Lives Club --------- *TitanPa* 364.13 --72.22%-- Broadway ------------- Less Mis�rables ----------- *Corduroy Pillow* 363.10 --43.33%-- Cary Grant ---------- A Loss in Wonderland -------- *TitanPa* 362.15 --50.00%-- Clive Owen ----------- Clive amd Let Die ---------- *demonic* 361.17 --56.67%-- Dick Van Dyke -------- Mary Popped Him ---------- *ChocolateLady* 360.18 --60.00%-- James Woods ----------- DeadWoods ------------- *Chris C* 359.18 --60.00%-- Richard Dreyfuss ------- Stabbed by me ---------- *TitanPa* 358.16 --66.67%-- Colin Farrell ------------ Colin Farewell ------------ *TitanPa* 357.14 --58.33%-- Walter Matthau ----- The Bad Noose Bears -------- *MisterBadIdea* 356.14 --51.85%-- Winona Ryder -------- Great Ball of Fire ----------- *Se�n* 355.21 --58.33%-- Charlie Sheen -------- Sheen of the Dead --------- *Cheese_Ed* 354.18 --54.55%-- John Waters ------------- Heirs Pray -------------- *ChocolateLady* 353.13 --36.11%-- Laura Linney ---------- The Big C-zure ------------ *Joe Blevins* 352.17 --56.67%-- Joseph Cotten --------- Silent, Green ------------- *Chris C* 351.18 --54.55%-- Ashton Kutcher ---- The Butterfly Knife Effect ----- *demonic* 350.16 --48.48%-- Milla Jovovich --------- The Fifth Lament ---------- *[matt]* 349.17 --62.96%-- James McAvoy ------ Last Kin of Scotland --------- *[matt]* 348.15 --55.56%-- Gilbert Gottfried -- Iago, Ia-going, Ia-gone -------- *Chris C* 347.13 --54.17%-- Emily Mortimer ------- Lars and Burial Girl --------- *[matt]* 346.17 --56.67%-- Christian Slater ---- Shoot first: Christian Slater --- *[matt]* 345.18 --66.67%-- Joan Collins ------------------ Die Nasty ---------- *[matt]* 344.22 --73.33%-- Peter O'Toole ------------- O'Toole Box ----------- *bife* 343.13 --43.33%-- David Cronenberg -- Another Dave in Paradise ----- *Corduroy Pillow* 342.12 --50.00%-- Olivia de Havilland ------ To Each His Urn --------- *RockGolf* 341.17 --62.96%-- Jim Broadbent ------------ He's dead Jim ---------- *Corduroy Pillow* 340.14 --35.90%-- Rob Lowe -------------------- Grave Rob ---------- *Cheese_Ed* 339.13 --43.33%-- Adrian Lyne ------------ Indecent Disposal -------- *MisterBadIdea* 338.13 --39.39%-- Billy Crystal ---------------- Crystal pall ----------- *demonic* 337.14 --38.89%-- Kathleen Turner ---------- Body: Meat ------------- *clay* 336.16 --53.33%-- Donald Sutherland ---- Coronary People ----------- *MisterBadIdea* 335.13 --61.90%-- William Holden ------- Gunshot Boulevard ---------- *Se�n* 334.15 --55.56%-- David Bowie -------------- Major Tomb ------------ *MisterBadIdea* 333.14 --51.85%-- Tim Burton ---------------------- TB -------------- *Cheese_Ed* 332.17 --70.83%-- Helena Bonham Carter ------ Boxing Helena ------- *[matt]* 331.17 --47.20%-- Burt Lancaster ---------- Burt and urnie ----------- *Corduroy Pillow* 330.21 --70.00%-- Charlie Chaplin --------- The Late Dictator -------- *Se�n* 329.18 --54.55%-- Bette Midler -------- Wound beneath her wings ----- *bife* 328.20 --66.67%-- Andrew McCarthy --- Weak End at Bernie's -------- *[matt]* 327.16 --41.03%-- Prince ------------------ Little Red Caskette ------- *Wheelz* 326.15 --50.00%-- Michael J Fox ------------- Martyr McFly ---------- *Cheese_Ed* 325.18 --60.00%-- Annette Bening ----------- Inert Bening ----------- *Cheese_Ed* 324.15 --71.43%-- Bob Marley --------------- Rasta in Peace --------- *MisterBadIdea* 323.15 --62.50%-- Oz --------------------- Notify next of Munchkin ---- *[matt]* 322.14 --51.85%-- Santa's Reindeer ------- Comet Passes ------------- *Cheese_Ed* 321.12 --41.67%-- Bing Crosby ----------------- Bing go --------------- *Rockgolf* 320.18 --60.00%-- Anne Hathaway -------- Anne hath a wake --------- *MisterBadIdea* 319.14 --46.67%-- Neil Diamond ------------ I'm a Bereaver ------------ *Cheese_Ed* 318.14 --51.85%-- Peter Boyle ------------- Puttin' on the Rites -------- *Cheese_Ed* 317.13 --43.33%-- Oliver Reed -------------- O-liver failure ------------ *demonic* 316.16 --53.33%-- Wesley Snipes -------- Decomposition Man ---------- *Chris C* 315.13 --54.17%-- Sarah Jessica Parker --- SARS Attacks! ------------- *[matt]* 314.13 --48.15%-- Tim Robbins -------------- A Tim To Kill ------------- *Corduroy Pillow* 313.15 --50.00%-- Adam West ------------- West/Urn Union ----------- *spyderman* 312.21 --70.00%-- Fred Astaire --------- Astaire way to heaven -------- *[matt]* 311.13 --39.39%-- Robert Mitchum ------ Daylight Rob bury ------------ *[matt]* 310.16 --48.48%-- Dudley Moore ---------- Deadly Moore -------------- *Chris C* 309.19 --57.58%-- Lauren Bacall ---------- Lowerin' Bacall ------------- *Cheese_Ed* 308.19 --63.33%-- Ben Affleck ------------- Jersey Ghoul -------------- *ChocolateLady* 307.13 --48.15%-- Ewan McGregor ------ A Lifeless Ordinary ----------- *Falken* 306.21 --50.00%-- Joan Rivers -------------- Can We Chalk? ----------- *Falken* 305.14 --38.89%-- Bob Hoskins ----------- Game Over, Mario ---------- *Cheese_Ed* 304.15 --45.45%-- Leslie Mann ------------ Mann Slaughter ------------ *[matt]* 303.17 --47.22%-- Ron Howard ------------- Howard's end ------------- *[matt]* 302.12 --36.36%-- Julianne Moore -------- Julianne Fries -------------- *Cheese_Ed* 301.25 --64.10%-- Vin Diesel ------------------ Fin Diesel ------------- *ChocolateLady* 300.20 --30.30%-- Elizabeth Taylor -------- Cleopatricide -------------- *MisterBadIdea* 299.18 --66.67%-- Colin Firth ------- Shoot Firth, questions later ------- *Corduroy Pillow* 298.15 --55.55%-- Vanessa Redgrave ---- Remission: Impossible ------ *Corduroy Pillow* 297.22 --61.11%-- Christopher Lloyd -------- Uncle: Festers ---------- *ChocolateLady* 296.21 --70.00%-- Richard Widmark --------- Richard Skidmark -------- *TitanPa* 295.20 --55.56%-- Jessica Lange ------- A Streetcar Named Expire ----- *Chris C* 294.15 --62.50%-- Mickey Rourke ------------ Wrestle in Peace -------- *[matt]* 293.13 --36.11%-- John Wayne ---------------- Duke, Box ------------- *Demonic* 292.12 --33.33%-- Gene Kelly -------------- Swingin' in the Rain -------- *Se�n* 291.13 --43.33%-- Vince Vaughn ------------- Mince Vaughn ----------- *Se�n* 290.18 --46.15%-- Jean-Claude Van Damme -- Legionnaire's Deceased -- *drossolalia* 289.19 --70.37%-- Liam Neeson ------------- Mausoliam ---------------- *Falken* 288.25 --64.10%-- Ringo Starr -------------- Death Starr --------------- *thefoxboy* 287.15 --45.45%-- Amanda Seyfried --------- Mummy Mia! ------------- *Cheese_Ed* 286.22 --56.41%-- Jeffrey Tambor ------ Mister Tambor Green Man ------ *clay* 285.17 --56.67%-- Helen Mirren ------------- Cadaver Girls ------------- *TitanPa* 284.19 --52.78%-- Bill Pullman --------- The Axe Dented Tourist -------- *Corduroy Pillow* 283.15 --50.00%-- Jane Fonda ------- Fun With Decayed Jane ---------- *[matt]* 282.10 --27.78%-- Jeff Bridges ------------ Burning Bridges ------------ *Corduroy Pillow* 281.15 --41.67%-- Christopher Plummer -- Seizure & Cleopatra -------- *[matt]* 280.21 --70.00%-- Jessica Biel ---------------- Kill Biel ---------------- *Corduroy Pillow* 279.13 --43.33%-- Jessica Alba -------- Fantastic Four-maldehyde ----- *MisterBadIdea* 278.26 --78.78%-- Eugene Levy ------------- American Pyre ----------- *[matt]* 277.21 --87.50%-- Amy Adams ------------- Grisly Adams ------------- *Corduroy Pillow* 276.17 --62.96%-- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson --- The Tomb Fairy --- *Misterbadidea* 275.18 --75.00%-- Dennis Quaid ----- The Decay After Tomorow ------- *Falken* 274.12 --33.33%-- Mickey Rooney ----------- Babes in Urns ------------ *Wildhartlivie* 273.17 --47.22%-- Sandra Bullock ----------- Speed Kills -------------- *Lemmycaution* 272.20 --55.55%-- Robert Downey Junior ----- Urn Man --------------- *Cheese_Ed* 271.12 --33.33%-- Orson Welles ------------ Citizen Slain ------------- *Demonic* 270.20 --60.60%-- Bill Nighy -------------- The End is Nighy ----------- *Demonic* 269.16 --48.48%-- Charles Dickens --- Bleak Hearse -- *ChocolateLady* 268.20 --55.55%-- Antonio Banderas -- Deathsperado -- *Misterbadidea* 267.15 --60.60%-- Debra Winger ----- Dead Winger -- *Cheese_Ed* 266.16 --63.33%-- Roman Polanski --- Roman Poleaxed -- *Beanmimo* 265.17 --47.22%-- Viggo Mortenson -- Rigor Mortissen -- *clay* 264.24 --80.00%-- Hugo Weaving -- Hugo To Hell -- *Cheese_Ed* 263.14 --38.88%-- Christopher Lee-- Dead Lee -- *Demonic* 262.13 --39.39%-- Ethan Hawke ----- Eaten Hawke -- *Demonic* 261.20 --44.44%-- Holly Hunter --- The Incurables -- *Corduroy Pillow* 260.14 --42.42%-- Kevin Kline ----- A fish killed Wanda -- *ChocolateLady* 259.27 --75.00%-- Jennifer Connolly --------- Jenocide -- *Corduroy Pillow* 258.15 --62.50%-- John Hurt --------------- Manderlayed to rest -- *Wilson Flanges* 257.13 --36.11%-- Mark Wahlberg ----------- Plummet of the apes -- *[matt]* 256.17 --43.58%-- Maggie Smith ------------ We'll miss Jean Brodie -- *Cheese_Ed* 255.15 --41.66%-- Matt Dillon ------------- Mattracide. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 254.16 --48.48%-- Adam Sandler ------------- Happy Gil... mort. -- *Cheese_Ed* 253.12 --40.00%-- David Lynch ------------- Mulholland Drive-by shooting. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 252.17 --37.77%-- Richard E. Grant -------- Withnail & Die. -- *Demonic* 251.17 --43.58%-- Tim Roth ---------------- The Graves of Roth . -- *Demonic* 250.24 --57.14%-- William H. Macy --------- Macy grey. -- *Demonic* 249.20 --51.28%-- Heather Graham ---------- Fatality Shagwell . -- *Corduroy Pillow* 248.24 --66.66+%-- Buster Keaton ---------- Ghost Buster . -- *[matt]* 247.18 --46.15%-- Albert Finney ----------- Albert fini . -- *Ro�k G01f, MD+* 246.18 --54.54%-- Uma Thurman ------------- My Super Axed Girlfriend. -- *[matt]* 245.15 --50.00%-- David Hemmings ----------- Earnest Hemmings' wake. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 244.12 --26.66%-- Cher --------------------- Dust Like Jesse James. -- *Demonic* 243.14 --46.66%-- Kirk Douglas ------------- Spartacorpse.. -- *Cheese_Ed* 242.19 --52.77%-- Lee Marvin --------------- Paint Your Coffin. -- *clay* 241.16 --41.02%-- Elisabeth Shue ----------- Shue kicks bucket. -- *BiggerBoat* 240.12 --44.44%-- Paul Bettany ------------- A Knight Stale. -- *[matt]* 239.12 --40.00%-- Jake Gyllenhaal --------- Gonnie Darko. -- *BiggerBoat* 238.16 --41.03%-- Vincent Price ------------ The Price is White. -- *BiggerBoat* 237.16 --48.48%-- Mike Myers --------------- Oh, be grave! -- *thefoxboy* 236.20 --55.55%-- Glenn Close ------------- Goodbye, Cruella world! -- *Corduroy Pillow* 235.19 --57.57%-- Instruments ------------- Dead and Gong. -- *Chris C* 234.13 --48.15%-- Rodney Dangerfield ---- Cadaver shack. -- *[matt]* 233.25 --64.10%-- Christina Ricci ---------- Wednesday: Mourning. -- *Cheese Ed* 232.12 --40.00%-- Mia Farrow -------------- M.I.A. Farrow. -- *MisterBadIdea* 231.16 --48.48%-- Cate Blanchett ---------- I'm Rot There. -- *MisterBadIdea* 230.16 --41.03%-- Sharon Stone ------------ Leave no Stone uninterred. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 229.15 --50.00%-- Kate Hudson ------------- Plane crashes into Hudson. -- *thefoxboy* 228.14 --46.67%-- Elijah Wood -------------- Breaking a bad Hobbit. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 227.20 --66.67%-- Ian McKellen ------------- Star... dust! -- *Chocolate Lady* 226.12 --40.00%-- Powers Boothe ---------- Tombstoned. -- *wildheartlivie* 225.15 --50.00%-- Steven Seagal ------------ Exit, Wounded. -- *Chris C* 224.21 --58.33%-- Steve Carrell ------------- Evan All Maggoty. -- *Cheese Ed* 223.15 --50.00%-- Jeremy Irons ------------- Irons in the fire. -- *[matt]* 222.27 --90.00%-- Jonathan Pryce --------- Pryce's slashed. -- *MisterBadIdea* 221.16 --44.44%-- Natalie Portman --------- Mr. Magorium's Wonder Crematorium. -- *Cheese Ed* 220.11 --40.74%-- Tim Allen ------------------ Toy's Gory. -- *Se�n* 219.18 --46.15%-- Disney characters ------ 101 Cremations. -- *MisterBadIdea* 218.17 --70.83%-- Harvey Keitel ------------ Au revoir Dogs. -- *[matt]* 217.19 --57.58%-- Alan Alda ------------------ Same Tomb Next Year. -- *Larry* 216.14 --27.78%-- Steve McQueen ---------- Bit the Bullitt. -- *Chris C* 215.15 --45.45%-- Yul Brynner --------------- The King and Die. -- *demonic* 214.18 --35.89%-- Richard Burton ------------ Kicked the Becket. -- *Cheese Ed* 213.15 --33.33%-- James Caan --------------- Comes a Hearseman. -- *lemmycaution* 212.12 --44.44%-- Jamie Lee Curtis --------- Jamie Lee Curtains. -- *thefoxboy* 211.20 --51.28%-- Jonathan Rhys Meyers -- End It Like Beckham. -- *MisterBadIdea* 210.17 --56.67%-- Gary Oldman -------------- SIDS and Nancy. -- *wildheartlivie* 209.19 --52.78%-- Elvis Presley -------------- Return to Cinders. -- *Cheese Ed* 208.12 --33.33%-- Emma Thompson --------- Bride's Dead; Grave Visited. -- *Wheelz* 207.25 --69.44%-- Forest Whitaker ---------- Deforestation.. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 206.19 --38.09%-- John Turturro -------------- Do the Light Thing. -- *Se�n* 205.16 --38.09%-- John C. Reilly -------------- Hanged of New York. -- *wildheartlivie* 204.12 --40.00%-- Kathy Bates ---------------- The unsinkable Molly down. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 203.17 --36.67%-- Laurence Fishburne ------ Othello is no Moor. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 202.19 --63.33%-- The Muppets ---------------- Kerminated. -- *Chris C* 201.22 --56.41%-- Peter Lorre ---------------- 'M' guy, ex. -- *Cheese Ed* 200.26 --41.27%-- Michael Douglas ---------- Grief is good. -- *Joe Blevins* 199.11 --38.89%-- Hilary Swank -------------- Vermillion Pallor Baby. -- *Cheese Ed* 198.11 --36.67%-- Ginger Rogers ------------- Roxie Heart failure. -- *MisterBadIdea* 197.17 --70.83%-- Stockard Channing ------ The First Wife's Clubbed. -- *Se�n* 196.16 --48.48%-- Brian Cox ------------------ Run-in with Scissors. -- *Chocolate Lady* 195.12 --33.33%-- John Cleese --------------- Monty Python's Dying Circus. -- *Chris C* 194.14 --35.90%-- Star Trek ------------------ Dig me up, Scotty. -- *bife* 193.13 --33.33%-- Leonardo DiCaprio ------ Leonardo DiCap-itated. -- *Cheese Ed* 192.11 --33.33%-- George Lucas ------------ The Last Crusade. -- *Ali* 191.13 --43.33%-- Scarlett Johannson ----- Lost in Transfusion. -- *Se�n* 190.18 --40.00%-- Alan Ladd ----------------- Ladd to Rest. -- *CankleFetish* 189.16 --44.44%-- Val Kilmer ----------------- Baby Light My Pyre. -- *Whippersnapper* 188.13 --33.33%-- Gene Wilder --------------- Charlie finally inherits factory. -- *bife* 187.18 --37.50%-- Demi Moore --------------- About Last Rites... -- *MisterBadIdea* 186.15 --50.00%-- Teri Hatcher --------------- DeadSpirit Housewife. -- *wildhartlivie* 185.21 --36.84%-- Matt Damon --------------- Talented Mister... RIP. -- Chocolate Lady 184.17 --40.48%-- Ed Harris ------------------- The Last Rites Stuff. -- *R o � k G 0 1 f* 183.17 --38.09%-- Primates -------------------- Dead Mandrill Walking. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 182.13 --27.08%-- Susan Sarandon ----------- Who's dead? Janet, dammit! -- *R o � k G 0 1 f* 181.16 --35.55%-- Christian Bale -------------- 3:10 to Dooma. -- *Chris C* 180.19 --33.33%-- John Malkovich ------------ Gone Air. -- *Phronetic Man* 179.19 --48.72%-- Katharine Hepburn --------- Dyin' in Winter. -- *Ali* 178.21 --33.33%-- George Clooney ------------ From ER to Eternity. -- *TitanPa* 177.21 --36.84%-- Daniel Day-Lewis ---------- Unbearable Lifelessness of Being. -- *Corduroy Pillow* 176.23 --47.92%-- Marlon Brando -------------- Last tango and perished. -- *MisterBadIdea* 175.11 --36.67%-- Elliott Gould ----------------- Suicide Was Painless. - - *wildhartlivie* 174.14 --33.33%-- Kate Beckinsale ------------- Kate Beckin-stale. - - *Chris C* 173.14 --46.67%-- Jerry Lewis ----------------- The Bury Lewis Telethon. - - *CankleFetish* 172.12 --36.36%-- Nia Long -------------------- Long gone. - - *MisterBadIdea* 171.22 --45.83%-- Sally Field ------------------ Killing Field. - - *damalc* 170.22 --63.64%-- Shirley MacLaine ----------- Terms of Entombment. - - *wildhartlivie* 169.17 --51.52%-- Daniel Craig ---------------- The Golden Carcass. - - *wildhartlivie* 168.21 --58.33%-- Jennifer Aniston ------------ Tumor Has It. - - *thefoxboy* 167.23 --54.76%-- Nick Nolte ------------------ Nixed Nolte. - - *CankleFetish* 166.17 --40.47%-- Kevin Bacon ---------------- Six Feet of Separation. - - *Stalean* 165.22 --48.88%-- What or Who's Cooking ----- Pasta-Way. - - *Stalean* 164.12 --36.36%-- Stephen King --------------- Carrion. - - *Stalean* 163.16 --41.02%-- The Simpsons --------------- D'OA. - - *rockfsh* 162.17 --40.47%-- Cheech Marin --------------- Mourn in East L.A. - - *Falken* 161.18 --40.00%-- Whoopi Goldberg ----------- Sister Axed. - - *MisterBadIdea* 160.17 --23.61%-- Hanna-Barbera Cartoons -- Tomb and Jerry. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 159.21 --36.84%-- The Three Stooges --------- Nyucking on heaven's door. - - *thefoxboy* 158.16 --33.33%-- Bette Davis ---------------- Bette Davis Dies. - - *thefoxboy* 157.20 --37.03%-- Vegetables ---------------- Artichoked. - - *thefoxboy* 156.18 --37.50%-- Kevin Costner -------------- Quiet Earp. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 155.17 --33.33%-- Harry Potter --------------- Bury Potter. - - *Turrell* 154.21 --41.17%-- Gary Cooper --------------- Never Re-Cooper-rated. - - *R o � k G o 7 f* 153.21 --46.66%-- James Cagney ------------- You Dirty Rot! - - *Stalean* 152.17 --35.41%-- Andie MacDowell ----------- He Tarzan, she slain. - - *Koli* 151.17 --35.41%-- Catherine Zeta-Jones ------ Catherine Zeta-Bones. - - *thefoxboy* 150.17 --33.33%-- Claire Danes --------------- De-claired dead. - - *Puzzgal* 149.17 --40.47%-- Kevin Spacey -------------- Wide open Spacey. - - *Phronetic Man* 148.20 --51.28%-- Joaquin Phoenix ----------- Chalk the Line. - - *tortoise* 147.14 --38.88%-- Mario Lanza --------------- The Late Caruso. - - *StaLean* 146.17 --47.22%-- Sean Penn ----------------- Sean of the Dead. - - *Se�n* 145.14 --33.33%-- Marx Brothers ------------- Gummo drops. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 144.17 --47.22%-- Cameron Diaz ------------- My Best Friend's Beheading. - - *TitanPa* 143.21 --63.63%-- Owen Wilson -------------- You, Me and Debris. - - *thefoxboy* 142.19 --35.18%-- Anna Nicole Smith --------- Anna goes tits up. - - *Chris C* 141.18 --42.86%-- Nicolas Cage -------------- Goner in Sixty Seconds. - - *rockfsh* 140.14 --42.42%-- Nicole Kidman ------------- Be-ditched. - - *MisterBadIdea* 139.16 --35.56%-- Frank Sinatra -------------- My Wake. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 138.26 --57.78%-- Audrey Hepburn ----------- Here Lies-A Doolittle. - - *Cheese_Ed* 137.15 --31.25%-- Bernie Mac ---------------- Mr. 3000�F. - - *Se�n* 136.21 --41.18%-- Leslie Nielsen ------------- O.J. did it. - - *thefoxboy* 135.14 --24.56%-- US Presidents ------------- Abraham's Stinkin'. - - *kolo* 134.16 --35.56%-- Nursery Rhymes ---------- Crush Little Baby. - - *Se�n* 133.11 --22.92%-- Patrick Swayze ------------ Dirt Dancing. - - *thefoxboy* 132.13 --30.95%-- Carrie-Anne Moss --------- Holey Trinity. - - *thefoxboy* 131.17 --37.78%-- Grimm's Fairy Tales ------- Rumpelstiltskinned. - - *thefoxboy* 130.18 --42.86%-- Salma Hayek -------------- Salmonella Hayek. - - *Se�n* 129.22 --30.56%-- Paul McCartney ------------ .daed si luaP - - *Ali* 128.35 --64.81%-- Jeff Goldblum -------------- Earth Worms are Busy. - - *Se�n* 127.33 --61.11%-- Horses -------------------- Trigger Mortis. - - *StaLean* 126.26 --50.98%-- Will Ferrell ----------------- Elf-inflicted wound. - - *R o � k G o 7 f* 125.23 --51.11%-- Martin Scorsese ----------- Deadfella. - - *Ali* 124.24 --47.06%-- Alfred Hitchcock ----------- Strangled on a Train. - - *ChocolateLady* 123.15 --35.71%-- Tommy Lee Jones --------- Agent D-Kay. - - *Se�n* 122.24 --57.14%-- Judi Dench ---------------- Mrs. Henderson Ferments. - - *Cheese_Ed* 121.19 --45.24%-- ROBOTS! ------------------ Transformers: Robots in demise. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 120.19 --39.58%-- Richard Gere --------------- Gere today, gone tomorrow.... - - *R o � k G o 7 f* 119.20 --47.62%-- Rosie O'Donnell ------------ A Wake in Seattle. - - *Cheese_Ed* 118.19 --45.24%-- Matthew Broderick -------- Spectre Gadget. - - *StaLean* 117.16 --48.48%-- Ben Stiller ----------------- Night at the Mausoleum. - - *Nate* 116.15 --31.25%-- Classical Composers ------ Chopin to pieces. - - *Nate* 115.28 --77.78%-- Santa Claus --------------- One hearse: open sleigh. - - *Se�n* 114.18 --54.55%-- Gene Hackman ------------ Ex Luthor. - - *tortoise* 113.12 --40.00%-- Roger Moore --------------- Roger, over and out. - - *Chris C* 112.09 --50.00%-- Sissy Spacek -------------- Pallbearers called to Carrie. - - *Cheese_Ed* 111.13 --36.11%-- Kenneth Branagh ---------- Kenneth Bran....Aaaaagghhh!. - - *Basselope* 110.16 --38.10%-- Heath Ledger -------------- Making Ennis meat. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 109.15 --50.00%-- Toni Collette --------------- Muriel's Funeral. - - *thefoxboy* 108.14 --51.85%-- Gary Coleman ------------- Whatcha talking 'bout, wills?. - - *thefoxboy* 107.16 --53.33%-- Tobey Maguire ------------- NOT Tobey Continued... - - *turrell* 106.12 --33.33%-- Ren�e Zellweger ----------- One Blue Thing. - - *thefoxboy* 105.26 --61.90%-- Goldie Hawn --------------- Goldie box, three bearers. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 104.15 --50.00%-- Michelle Pfeiffer ------------ She Lies Beneath. - - *ChocolateLady* 103.26 --57.78%-- Joe Pesci ------------------ My Cousin Fini. - - *Falken* 102.20 --44.44%-- Jack Black ----------------- The School of Rot. - - *Falken* 101.15 --41.67%-- Charlton Heston ----------- Ben-Hurt. - - *thefoxboy* 100.26 --66.67%-- Robert De Niro ------------- "You chalkin' around me?". - - *Falken* 099.21 --35.00%-- Fwfrers -------------------- Montgomery burns.- - *Corduroy Pillow* 098.17 --56.67%-- Pornography ---------------- Last nail in coffin.- - *bife* 097.23 --63.89%-- Kurt Russell ---------------- Big Trouble, Acute Angina.- - *Falken* 096.20 --60.61%-- Kirsten Dunst ------------- ...ashes, Dunst to dust.- - *Cheese_Ed* 095.20 --54.28%-- Michael Jackson ----------- Bought it.- - *turrell* 094.18 --40.00%-- Famous Cats -------------- Puss In Bits.- - *Corduroy Pillow* 093.13 --30.95%-- Movie Dogs ---------------- K-Nein.- - *StaLean* 092.21 --77.78%-- Charlize Theron ----------- Charlize: Angel.- - *Rockgolf* 091.16 --53.33%-- Bruce Campbell ----------- Ash's to ashes.- - *thefoxboy* 090.19 --45.24%-- Samuel L. Jackson --------- Broken Windu- - *thefoxboy* 089.14 --38.89%-- Halle Berry ---------------- Storm has passed- - *Falken* 088.18 --50.00%-- Bruce Lee ------------------ Inter the Dragon- - *Falken* 087.22 --36.67%-- Jack Nicholson ------------ Jack in the Box- - *Falken* 086.24 --44.44%-- Philip Seymour Hoffman --- The Great Phil Dead- - *Corduroy Pillow* 085.24 --61.54%-- Queen Latifah ------------- Bringing Down the Hearse- - *Cheese_Ed* 084.15 --29.41%-- Russell Crowe ------------- D.O.A. Confidential- - *EvilAndy* 083.28 --46.66%-- Ziyi Zhang ---------------- Memorials of a Geisha- - *Nate* 082.22 --34.92%-- Paris Hilton --------------- 1 Knife in Paris- - *Se�n* 081.39 --46.42%-- Superman ---------------- Crypt Tonight- - *Falken* 080.20 --39.22%-- Drew Barrymore ---------- Poison I.V- - *StaLean* 079.25 --39.68%-- Sylvester Stallone -------- Rocky, bye baby- - *Corduroy Pillow* 078.23 --42.59%-- Rip Torn ------------------- Unable to mend Rip- - *Falken* 077.24 --34.78%-- James Bond -------------- Never seen ever again- - *benj clews* 076.21 --43.75%-- Dan Aykroyd -------------- On mission to God- - *Rockgolf* 075.17 --28.33%-- Reese Witherspoon ------- Reesently Deceased- - *SoS* 074.26 --50.98%-- Eddie Murphy ------------- Beverly Hills Corpse - - *Puzzgal* 073.33 --55.00%-- Steve Martin ------------- Well exhuuuuuuume meeee! - - *damalc* 072.21 --41.18%-- Robin Williams ------------- Bye, centennial man. - - *~~Sbudgie~~ tortoise* 071.19 --42.22%-- Hugh Grant ---------------- The Englishman Who Went. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 070.15 --38.46%-- Paul Giamatti -------------- Pall Giamatti. - - *StaLean* 069.18 --42.86%-- Kate Winslet -------------- Rose up to heaven. - - *benj clews* 068.18 --46.15%-- Clint Eastwood ------------ Impale Rider. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 067.15 --38.46%-- Martin Short -------------- Adios Amigo!. - - *kolo* 066.15 --50.00%-- Dermot Mulroney --------- The Rigor Effect. - - *Cheese_Ed* 065.13 --36.11%-- Keanu Reeves ------------ Walk to the Clouds. - - *turrell* 064.20 --60.61%-- Faye Dunaway ------------ Fayetality. - - *Corduroy Pillow* 063.12 --40.00%-- Dakota Fanning ------------ ~~Nine~~ Nein Lives. - - *lemmycaution* 062.15 --35.71%-- Bruce Willis ---------------- Look Who's Coffin. - - *turrell* 061.12 --36.36%-- Gwyneth Paltrow ---------- Great Expirations. - - *Wheelz* 060.21 --53.85%-- Angelina Jolie ------------- Entombed raider. - - *Markandlain* 059.12 --28.57%-- Danny DeVito ------------- Death and "Taxi". - - *Corduroy Pillow* 058.16 --59.26%-- Vincent D'Onofrio --------- Full Metal Casket. - - *Wheelz* 057.27 --64.29%-- Robert Redford ----------- The Hearse Whisperer. - - *duh* 056.34 --75.56%-- Sigourney Weaver -------- R.I.P.ley. - - *Cheese_Ed* 055.16 --48.48%-- Kelly Preston -------------- Preston peace. - - *Cheese_Ed* 054.19 --57.58%-- Sarah Michelle Gellar ------ She's All Splat. - - *Sean* 053.19 --48.72%-- Christopher Walken ------- Dead Man Walken. - - *StaLean* 052.17 --43.59%-- Morgan Freeman ---------- Organ-free Man. - - *StaLean* 051.19 --42.22%-- Robert Duvall ------------- Embalm in the morning. - - *Sean* 050.29 --64.44%-- William Shakespeare ------ Kingdom for a hearse. - - *duh* 049.28 --71.79%-- Michael Caine ------------- Dirty Rotting Scoundrel. - - *Sean* 048.17 --37.78%-- Al Pacino ------------------ Carlito's Wake. - - *Animal Mutha* 047.16 --38.10%-- Jodie Foster -------------- Death KNell. - - *StaLean* 046.23 --47.92%-- Tom Cruise ---------------- Lesplat. - - *spyderman* 045.19 --33.33%-- Harrison Ford ------------- Single Wookie seeking male. - - *spyderman* 044.21 --46.67%-- Humphrey Bogart -------- ...looking at you, lid. - - *spyderman* 043.34 --56.67%-- Monty Python ------------ Say no more. - - *lemmycaution* 042.19 --28.79%-- Jude Law ----------------- Hey, Jude don't be. - - *Rockgolf* 041.16 --24.24%-- Marvel Super Heroes ----- X boxed. - - *noncentz* 040.17 --24.64%-- Steven Spielberg --------- Turned The Color Purple. - - *Rockgolf* 039.22 --40.74%-- Will Smith ---------------- Prince no longer "Fresh". - - *Rockgolf* 038.20 --39.22%-- Meryl Streep ------------- Dingoes ate her, baby. - - *Rockgolf* 037.25 --37.88%-- Christopher Guest -------- Nigel reunites with drummers. - - *Wheelz* 036.18 --31.58%-- Paul Newman ------------- THud. - - *Sludge* 035.19 --33.33%-- James Stewart ----------- ShenanD.O.A. - - *StaLean* 034.33 --47.82%-- Brad Pitt ----------------- Fall of a Legend - - *thefoxboy* 033.24 --33.33%-- Chevy Chase ------------- �Two Amigos! - - *spyderman* 032.17 --28.33%-- Mel Gibson --------------- Riggs amortis - - *Koli* 031.20 --33.33%-- John Cusack ------------- Shot Pointe Blank, Grosse - - *thefoxboy* 030.27 --40.91%-- Tim Curry ---------------- Frank'n'fertiliser- - *Conan the Westy* 029.18 --28.57%-- Susan Dey --------------- Dey's gone bye- - *Titanpa* 028.23 --38.33%-- Tom Hanks --------------- Past Away- - *StaLean* 027.29 --42.03%-- Denzel Washington ------ Washington Deceased- - *Joe Blevins* 026.20 --27.78%-- Steve Buscemi ---------- Kinda' funny smellin'- - *benj clews* 025.20 --33.33%-- Clark Gable -------------- Rot Butler - - *Cheese_Ed* 024.36 --50.00%-- John Travolta ------------ Pulse: fiction - - *Corduroy Pillow* 023.26 --36.11%-- Burt Reynolds ------------ One harmed Bandit - - *benj clews* 022.25 --37.88%-- Julie Andrews ------------ Supercalifragilistic-expired-and-malodorous - - *Wheelz* 021.29 --38.67%-- Jim Carrey --------------- Somebody stopped him - - *Corduroy Pillow* 020.26 --39.39%-- Charles Bronson --------- The Magnificent Six - - *bife* 019.27 --40.91%-- Madonna ----------------- Get into the grave - - *thefoxboy* 018.19 --33.33%-- Alec Baldwin ------------- Alec's in Wonderland - - *Corduroy Pillow* 017.25 --49.02%-- Barbra Streisand --------- You're dead, Mother Focker - - *Cheese_Ed* 016.21 --29.16%-- Anthony Hopkins --------- Met Joe Black - - *~~sbudgie~~ tortoise* 015.25 --43.86%-- Sean Connery ------------ Sean Coronary - - *benj clews* 014.29 --56.86%-- Arnold Schwarzenegger -- He won't be back - - *~~sbudgie~~ tortoise* 013.22 --52.38%-- Gabriel Byrne ------------- Byrne in hell - - *Conan the Westy* 012.18 --40.00%-- Julia Roberts -------------- Flatlined - - *shoon* 011.15 --33.33%-- M. Night Shyamalan ------ The Sick Scents - - *Corduroy Pillow* 010.27 --52.94%-- William Shatner ----------- Boldly gone - - *benj clews* 009.13 --33.33%-- Looney Tunes ------------- Bugs: "Ain�t I a Stinker?" - - *Falken* 008.18 --35.29%-- Woody Allen -------------- Star: Dust, memories - - *Rockgolf* 007.23 --54.76%-- Bill Murray ---------------- Bosley reunited with Angels - - *benj clews* 006.20 --41.67%-- Dustin Hoffman ----------- Slain Man - - *Cheese_Ed* 005.23 --54.76%-- Alec Guinness ------------- Obi-Wan Can No Be - - *Rockgolf* 004.15 --35.71%-- Jet Li ---------------------- Jet permanently grounded - - AC 003.20 --51.28%-- Carrie Fisher -------------- Cash-in Carrie - - *Corduroy Pillow* 002.18 --40.00%-- Johnny Depp -------------- Johnny Rottin - - *benj clews* 001.15 --50.00%-- Quentin Tarantino --------- Kill quill - - *benj clews*
Chris C	Posted - 10/02/2010 : 23:11:35 Up to date as of Round 447 All records of averages have been lost. Averages shown are from round 1 to 100. Master Killers = A Kill 55 Corduroy Pillow with an average of 9.26- votes per FWTO 48 Cheese_Ed with an average of 7.11- votes per FWTO 36 [matt] with an average of ??- votes per FWTO 28 Sean with an average of 5.41- votes per FWTO 27 StaLean with an average of 6.80- votes per FWTO 24 Chris C with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO 23 thefoxboy with an average of 6.88- votes per FWTO 21 MisterBadIdea with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO ChocolateLady with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO 16 Rockgolf with an average of 7.38- votes per FWTO 15 Falken with an average of 9.28- votes per FWTO 14 Demonic with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO 12 Titanpa with an average of 2.51- votes per FWTO 11 lemmycaution with an average of 4.98- votes per FWTO 9 benj clews with an average of 9.96- votes per FWTO 8 wildheartlivie with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO 7 Bife with an average of 4.91- votes per FWTO Wheelz with an average of 8.09- votes per FWTO 5 ~~sbudgie~~ tortoise with an average of 7.47- votes per FWTO Turrell with an average of 3.63- votes per FWTO spyderman with an average of 7.41- votes per FWTO 4 Ali with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO clay with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO 3 BiggerBoat with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO CankleFetish with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO Nate with an average of 8.05- votes per FWTO Joe Blevins with an average of 11.07 2 Conan with an average of 5.34- votes per FWTO damalc with an average of 3.95- votes per FWTO duh with an average of 4.74- votes per FWTO - votes per FWTO Koli with an average of 3.33- votes per FWTO kolo with an average of 4.64- votes per FWTO Phronetic Man with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO Puzzgal with an average of 5.65- votes per FWTO rockfsh with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO 1 AC with an average of 4.97- votes per FWTO Animal Mutha with an average of 8.53- votes per FWTO Basselope with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO Beanmimo with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO drossolalia with an average of ?.?? - votes per FWTO EvilAndy with an average of 5.58- votes per FWTO Larry with an average of ?.??- votes per FWTO Markandlain with an average of 5.10- votes per FWTO noncentz with an average of 7.40- votes per FWTO shoon with an average of 2.80- votes per FWTO Sludge with an average of 3.73- votes per FWTO SoS with an average of 10.50- votes per FWTO Whippersnapper with an average of ?.?? - votes per FWTO Wilson Flanges with an average of ?.?? - votes per FWTO
wildheartlivie	Posted - 29/05/2008 : 01:09:17 quote: Originally posted by MisterBadIdea Matt Damon isn't spelled with a "p". Ohhhhhhhhh, picky, picky, picky!!!!!!!
MisterBadIdea	Posted - 29/05/2008 : 00:48:59 Matt Damon isn't spelled with a "p".
TitanPA	Posted - 25/05/2006 : 19:46:56 No more pictures after Superman?
TitanPA	Posted - 19/05/2005 : 21:54:27 quote: Originally posted by Markandlain When are we going to bury Angelina Jolie? Im sure Jennifer Aniston is already working on that.
thefoxboy	Posted - 18/05/2005 : 23:52:25 quote: Originally posted by Cheese_Ed Fantastic job with the pictures, FB! I'm really impressed with the effort you put into running this contest. For this I will give you some more votes. Thanks Cheese, glad you like it
Markandlain	Posted - 18/05/2005 : 12:40:28 ~~When are we going to bury Angelina Jolie?~~ It's worse than that, she's dead Jim. Ange is kaput, cactus, murdered as of FWTO#60
thefoxboy	Posted - 01/04/2005 : 01:41:20
thefoxboy	Posted - 31/03/2005 : 23:32:01

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