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mampers11 Posted - 15/10/2006 : 15:10:56
Ok people, lets do a Haiku on Kevin Smith's debut, Clerks.

Randall and Dante
Works In A Quik Stop. Caitlin
Bree Shags A Dead Dude.

Dont know if that is good or not, but pm me if that does not sound right.





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Stalean Posted - 11/11/2006 : 00:44:58
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

Sta- Lean
Sta- Lean
Sta- Lean


Huff, puff... Sorry, my "Active Topics" haven't been working of late. I can't believe it is already Haiku #45! Back in a minute, when I check out the previous selections. Oh, and thanks to all who voted for me.
Sludge Posted - 10/11/2006 : 21:56:09
Sta- Lean
Sta- Lean
Sta- Lean

bife Posted - 08/11/2006 : 15:30:00
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

Sorry, I smashed up a Diebold machine and was delayed...



I used to work for Diebold in Europe, never met anyone outside of the US who has heard of them. Of course, we didn't build voting machines for anyone outside of the US, maybe that explains it ....


Edit: And next round, I need a film I know, I only get to play about once every three rounds, 'cos my movie knowledge seems to be too poor to play more often
Sludge Posted - 08/11/2006 : 15:19:26
Sorry, I smashed up a Diebold machine and was delayed...
Stalean Posted - 08/11/2006 : 15:11:41
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

I have to run and vote for real, and the only person yet to vote here is me so I'll have an announcement in a few hours.

Sludge


Did the vile "chad" hold up your votes, Sludge?
Sludge Posted - 07/11/2006 : 18:58:56
RESULTS for Movie Haiku #44: Clerks

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Third most popular Clerks haiku, receiving
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Monty (3 2 1 1)
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Second best Clerks haiku, with
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Turrell & Ali (both 3 2 2 1)
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First prize for Clerks
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Edging by the rest of the slack pack with
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STALEAN
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Jay feels good today--
Must fuck anything that moves.
Caitlin plumbs cold john.

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Your prize: The day off. No, really.
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StaLean, the hockey stick has been passed to you. Please select a film for Movie Haiku #45. Make sure it was NOT a film from previous rounds.


EVERYONE, you are now free to post any alternative Haiku you may have.
Ali Posted - 07/11/2006 : 10:35:01

I've also voted.
Montgomery Posted - 06/11/2006 : 21:49:46
Voted, then checked the john for dead guys.

EM :)

turrell Posted - 03/11/2006 : 22:43:46
I voted 17 times.
Sludge Posted - 03/11/2006 : 18:57:09
Okay, it's definitely a contest now. Please vote or re-vote by messaging me in this format by username:

3 points - your favorite
2 points - your next favorite
1 point - your third favorite

Votes received from Basselope & Mampers.

Need to hear from Sludge, Monty, Ali, Stalean, Turrell & lurkers.
turrell Posted - 31/10/2006 : 22:43:03
Dante sells kids smokes.
Slackers shutter stores early
for rooftop hockey.
Stalean Posted - 31/10/2006 : 16:18:53
Clerks

Jay feels good today--
Must fuck anything that moves.
Caitlin plumbs cold john.
Ali Posted - 31/10/2006 : 14:12:01
Dante's disgruntled,
For he's not even supposed
To be there today.
Sludge Posted - 27/10/2006 : 21:52:02
Call a vote?


Basselope Posted - 20/10/2006 : 01:07:52
Dante and Randal
sell cigarettes to minors,
crash a dead man's wake.

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