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Paddy C 
"Does not compute! Lame!"

Ireland

Posted - 14/03/2006 :  11:04:51  Show Profile
There should be at least seventeen silly syllables to pick from:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

IMDB

Stalean 
"2013"

United States

Posted - 14/03/2006 :  19:15:54  Show Profile
King Art’s idle quest.
Rabbits, pythons, frogs. Oh my!
Holy Grail! Spammed. Arrrghhh!
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Stalean 
"2013"

United States

Posted - 14/03/2006 :  19:15:54  Show Profile
King Art’s idle quest.
Rabbits, pythons, frogs. Oh my!
Holy Grail! Spammed. Arrrghhh!
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zeike 
"High Concept Cinema Poet"

U.K

Posted - 21/03/2006 :  00:55:10  Show Profile

Whilst searching for grail,
Avoid the white rabbit, And
rise above mom jokes!

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zeike 
"High Concept Cinema Poet"

U.K

Posted - 21/03/2006 :  00:55:10  Show Profile

Whilst searching for grail,
Avoid the white rabbit, And
rise above mom jokes!

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Paddy C 
"Does not compute! Lame!"

Ireland

Posted - 21/03/2006 :  20:49:38  Show Profile
Must.. resist.. urge to submit.. silly ... Haiku....

.... resistance ....... failing...

Ni, ni, ni, ni, ni,
Ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni,
Ni, ni, ni, ni, AAAARGH!

Ok, pretend you didn't see that, here's the real one:

Shrubbery-quested,
Camelot's silliness skipped.
Swallows hold the key.
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Paddy C 
"Does not compute! Lame!"

Ireland

Posted - 21/03/2006 :  20:49:38  Show Profile
Must.. resist.. urge to submit.. silly ... Haiku....

.... resistance ....... failing...

Ni, ni, ni, ni, ni,
Ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni,
Ni, ni, ni, ni, AAAARGH!

Ok, pretend you didn't see that, here's the real one:

Shrubbery-quested,
Camelot's silliness skipped.
Swallows hold the key.
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silly 
"That rabbit's DYNAMITE."

United States

Posted - 21/03/2006 :  22:45:37  Show Profile
You don't vote for kings!
How did you become king then?
Lady of the lake...



(no, not terribly original, why?)
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silly 
"That rabbit's DYNAMITE."

United States

Posted - 21/03/2006 :  22:45:37  Show Profile
You don't vote for kings!
How did you become king then?
Lady of the lake...



(no, not terribly original, why?)
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ChocolateLady 
"Cecilia Tessieri, maître chocolatier"

Israel

Posted - 22/03/2006 :  07:42:46  Show Profile
Here's a quick one:

Coconuts carried
by swallows! African or
European ones?
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ChocolateLady 
"Cecilia Tessieri, maître chocolatier"

Israel

Posted - 22/03/2006 :  07:42:46  Show Profile
Here's a quick one:

Coconuts carried
by swallows! African or
European ones?
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Nate 

United States

Posted - 27/03/2006 :  09:20:51  Show Profile
Silly Sir Robin!
Assyria's capital:
Nineveh, of course

Edited by - Nate on 27/03/2006 09:21:23
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Nate 

United States

Posted - 27/03/2006 :  09:20:51  Show Profile
Silly Sir Robin!
Assyria's capital:
Nineveh, of course

Edited by - Nate on 27/03/2006 09:21:23
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Sludge 
"Conquistador of the Useless"

USA

Posted - 01/04/2006 :  18:06:26  Show Profile
I can collect votes for your favorite Haiku here (click "message user"). I will post results Thursday or sooner if I've heard from every player. Since they're all on one page I won't rehash the entries, but here's how to vote:

The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site. The format for haikus SHOULD be three lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

Voting.

If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!

You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!

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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:

3 pts Stalean
2 pts Conan
1 pt Benj (Gotta get a jab in here at Benj on account he confessed that haikus aren't his thing. Stay tuned for "movie limericks.")

NOT

1) AC
2) GHcool
3) thefoxboy

As I will not know if AC gets 1 vote or AC is your favourite for 3 votes.

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You cannot vote for yourself. You can vote for the previous winner

You may vote only once.

When the voting deadline ends, the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.

*After winners are announced, the floor is open for posting of alternate Movie Haikus under that topic heading.

The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the movie for the next MHC contest. The winner will post the new movie as a new topic under Movie Haikus in this format:

Movie Haiku Contest: Movie Title

(Acknowledgement: FWTO after which these rules are modeled.)


Check FWFR time (assuming the server is in England?).

Thanks to Benj for giving Movie Haiku Contest its own folder under Games!
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ChocolateLady 
"Cecilia Tessieri, maître chocolatier"

Israel

Posted - 01/04/2006 :  21:48:36  Show Profile
Ok, I didn't mean to enter this one but I've voted now.
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zeike 
"High Concept Cinema Poet"

U.K

Posted - 01/04/2006 :  23:13:54  Show Profile
Voted, my lord.

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