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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"
United States
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 Posted - 24/09/2009 : 00:08:08
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MHC #173
Inglourious Basterds
You all will either love it, er hate it, but that don't make no nevermind to me. I'm here to kill Natzees.
Here are the rules.
Have them entries done before voting and, of course, feel free to lurk as well. Send them Votes to me by 2100 hours FWFR time on Wednesday, 30 Sept 2009. After voting, y'all can post whatever other haiku entries y'all care to. |
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
United States
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Posted - 24/09/2009 : 06:25:11
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Aldo Apache
turns Krauts to Mansons Charlie
Boss: Keitel, Harvey?
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 24/09/2009 : 14:12:11
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Whether Jewish or
Eye-tal-yin American,
Steer clear of the Waltz
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 24/09/2009 : 20:36:19
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Nazis think there's a
deal to go free. But Aldo
always crosses them.
EM :) |
Edited by - Montgomery on 24/09/2009 20:39:21 |
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."
Phoenix, AZ, USA
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Posted - 24/09/2009 : 23:35:34
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Louisville Slugging,
Design Carving, & Kampfire--
wholesome as Boy Scouts. |
Edited by - clay on 24/09/2009 23:37:52 |
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
United States
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Posted - 25/09/2009 : 18:33:25
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Two plots; a bombing,
a polyglot nazi: wow!
Now them's some Basterds! |
Edited by - MguyX on 27/09/2009 03:18:12 |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 25/09/2009 : 22:13:55
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One night in Paris
Tarantino's career dies
in cinema fire. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Israel
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Posted - 26/09/2009 : 08:41:19
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Hammersmark lost her
shoe. Too bad that she couldn't
Landa Prince Charming! |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
Ireland
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Posted - 26/09/2009 : 16:07:20
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In an odd way it's
that good movie "Defiance"
Tarantinoized. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Israel
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Posted - 30/09/2009 : 07:16:59
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 30/09/2009 : 15:11:42
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All my votes are unmarried.
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
United States
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Posted - 01/10/2009 : 06:37:36
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Well my friends, rules is rules, and the polls have closed, minus 2 voters. Could their votes have changed the course of history? Well, you can always film it any way you want.
In third place with a glourious score of 4 (211)
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shouldn't she be swinging a louisville slugger?
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The Babe! (Bafta)
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In second place with 8 points (332)
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not a big fan, I take it?
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Chris C.!!
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And in first place, scoring 14 natzee kills, but 3 of em got away, so make it 11 (3-33332)
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is that where Charlie got the idea?
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MONTGOMERY!!!
Even with a 3 point penalty for not voting, Montgomery takes the prize (seems like the week for nonvoters: same thing happened in the Avatar Contest).
I pass the pen on to you, esteemed haikuist, with a hearty CONGRATULATIONS!!!! |
Edited by - MguyX on 01/10/2009 07:17:35 |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 01/10/2009 : 18:06:10
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quote:
Originally posted by MguyX
In second place with 8 points (332)
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not a big fan, I take it?
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Chris C.!!
Not really, no. |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 01/10/2009 : 21:56:20
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I won? I'm as surprised as those Nazis were when Brad got out his carving knife.
Okay.
This is always tricky. Choosing a film we have NOT haikued. (That Whipper might actually participate and haiku, too.)
Give me a few.
Sorry for not voting. Crazy week.
I forgot.
EM :) |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
United States
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Posted - 19/12/2009 : 18:17:17
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I hadn't seen it when we did this. Got one to throw in after the fact.
One rule of basterds:
Don't meet Germans underground.
This isn't Fight Club. |
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Movie Haiku Contest #173 - Inglourious Basterds
