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Montgomery 
"F**k!"
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 Posted - 11/06/2010 : 18:12:54
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Okay, I know it's risky to do a current movie, because Haikuers like Whipper won't play along. But he hasn't for a few anyway.
So, let's all get really drunk and write our reviews for "The Hangover."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts Stalean
2 pts Conan
1 pt Benj (Gotta get a jab in here at Benj on account he confessed that haikus aren't his thing. Stay tuned for "movie limericks.")
not
1) AC
2) GHcool
3) thefoxboy
As I will not know if AC gets 1 vote or AC is your favourite for 3 votes.
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending the currently designated Haiku Meister your votes in a PM (Private Message) here.
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
*After winners are announced, the floor is open for posting of alternate Movie Haikus under that topic heading.
The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the movie for the next MHC contest. The winner will post the new movie as a new topic under Movie Haikus in this format:
Movie Haiku Contest: Movie Title
(Acknowledgement: FWTO after which these rules are modeled.)
Note for academic purists: I acknowedge that what we're doing here is not Haiku in its purest form.
Check FWFR time (assuming the server is in England?).
PM me, Montgomery with votes.
Happy Hangover Haikuing, folks!
EM :) |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 11/06/2010 : 20:04:36
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Look in the bathroom.
I said LOOK in the bathroom.
Look ... it's a tiger!
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 11/06/2010 : 20:20:05
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"In The Air Tonight:"
Tiger, Tyson, tooth pulling,
roofies, missing groom . . .
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
United States
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Posted - 12/06/2010 : 08:16:40
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This was fucking fun.
I can't remember a thing.
I loved the photos. |
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ci�nas 
"hands down"
Brizzle
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Posted - 12/06/2010 : 13:16:56
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no memory no
groom (tiger) (baby) no tooth
no cabriolet
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
United States
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Posted - 13/06/2010 : 05:59:59
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Sometimes the tiger
that you wake up with is not
the one from last night |
Edited by - Sludge on 13/06/2010 06:01:03 |
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."
Phoenix, AZ, USA
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Posted - 13/06/2010 : 06:22:12
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They are all baffled.
Mike Tyson sucker-punched one.
Skewered mattress: HELP! |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 15/06/2010 : 13:47:16
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Oooh, my head! Bathed in alka seltzer and voted.
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 15/06/2010 : 14:53:48
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Quiet, this is the best part . . .
I voted.
Clay, Sludge and MguyX left.
EM :) |
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clay
"Viewer discretion is revised."
Phoenix, AZ, USA
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Posted - 15/06/2010 : 15:51:54
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| voted! |
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
United States
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Posted - 15/06/2010 : 19:10:47
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| Boy did I tie one on! And another! And another! Voted. |
Edited by - MguyX on 16/06/2010 06:56:20 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 15/06/2010 : 20:13:30
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Looking for Sludge. Is he up on the roof?
I PMed him.
EM :) |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
United States
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Posted - 16/06/2010 : 05:12:20
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quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
Looking for Sludge. Is he up on the roof?
I PMed him.
EM :)
Yeah, uh, I was still in a stupor. Voted. |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 16/06/2010 : 14:26:40
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Okay. We found the groom and we're headed back to the wedding. And all that's left is the incriminating photos and to declare a winner.
So, first, winning the naked crazy Asian guy in the trunk and Michael Tyson's tiger, tied for 3rd place with 7 points each.
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iamhaus 2,2,3 and Bafta 2,3,2
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In 2nd place. He lost his tooth, but found a stripper who also looks just Heather Graham.
With 8 points it's MguyX 1,3,1,3
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And our winner with 9 points, He almost didn't wake from those roofies in time to vote. And a lurker vote put him over the top.
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Let's all give him a stun gun round of applause.
Congratulations Sludge 3,3,1,1,1
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Now choose another movie we haven't haikued. And don't make it Sex And The City 2, which I unfortunately saw last night. UGH!!!!
EM :) |
Edited by - Montgomery on 16/06/2010 14:29:56 |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
United States
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Posted - 16/06/2010 : 17:24:32
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Wow, MguyX almost did tie one on.
I was originally going to go with the "p" word instead of "Tiger". Glad I changed it. Close round here so thanks to the lurker! |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Israel
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Posted - 17/06/2010 : 05:33:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Sludge
Wow, MguyX almost did tie one on.
I was originally going to go with the "p" word instead of "Tiger". Glad I changed it. Close round here so thanks to the lurker!
That would be me, I believe. You are welcome! |
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Haiku #208 -- The Hangover
