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| Joe Blevins |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 16:33:34
So Madame Tussauds Wax Museum is adding a Kate Moss statue:
http://tinyurl.com/2v64xt
I know there's an obvious, cheap joke to be made here, but I'm not sure what it is. Some guesses:
 This decision will save the museum hundreds of dollars in wax, perhaps more if Moss skips breakfast before posing.
The statue was later revealed to be the actual Kate Moss, who had become disoriented and wandered into the museum accidentally.
If her popularity ever dips, the statue can be melted down to make John Goodman's left earlobe.
The display will show Moss in a believable setting, i.e. snorting a pile of coke off the floor of a filthy restroom next to a vomiting Pete Doherty.
Is there some obvious cheap shot I'm missing? |
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| Stalean |
Posted - 02/15/2007 : 05:19:24
Waxed floss on display. |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 02/15/2007 : 00:15:36
Moss waxed.
No Brazilian.
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| turrell |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 23:54:22
in four word fashion:
Coke chic model waxed.
Tussaud seeks cost reduction.
Tussaud waxes Mossily. |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 21:29:28
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady
Actually, I'm thinking that they will have to get rid of the Mick Jagger model. They can't be in the same museum because, you know...
a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss!
I don't know if this is true, but...
I heard her commercial representative in Israel is...
A Moss ad agent.
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| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 20:07:35
Actually, I'm thinking that they will have to get rid of the Mick Jagger model. They can't be in the same museum because, you know...
a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss!
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