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| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 04/08/2007 : 14:43:02
I caught myself doing it just this morning. Dunno if I'm the only one, but somehow I suspect not. Of course it may be a function of living solo, 'cause I'm not sure I did it when I was married, or, come to that, when I was a kid living with my parents.
Not that, you perverts!
I'm talking about the names by which you address yourself inside your own head. I'm particularly prone to this when I'm trying to boost my confidence at doing something I'm clearly rubbish at ... like trying to put Ikea furniture together. Just a few notches before I collapse on the floor in tears, I can hear the cheerleading section inside my head saying: Come on, BethyRoonie ... you can do this! How did this name evolve -- I have absolutely no idea.
There'a harsher epithet, though, when I've really fucked up. Like driving all the way to buy something and finding I've left my cash and credit cards at home. Then it's: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid Girl!!!  
So - what's your secret inner name?
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| duh |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 14:22:55
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Yeah, these inanimate objects can be real bastards at times.
What I hate is their ability to pop in and out of reality as if by will. |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 13:06:06
Yeah, these inanimate objects can be real bastards at times. |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 09:42:43
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n
"Oh, for f**k's sake you f**kin' stupid c**t of a f**kin' motherf**ker!"
Do you read my thoughts just to freak me out??
If i'm looking for something that I haven't put back in it's usual place (for instance the pepper grinder)and I finally find it I tend to spit out between clenched teeth
"So that's where you got to!"
And then suddenly realise that I'm getting bitter with an inanimate object and it's time to leave the house and talk to people again. |
| redPen |
Posted - 04/12/2007 : 08:30:45
Ha! Since I was young, my mom would always chastise herself aloud when she did something stupid/goofy. "Good, Joan!" she'd say. In my teens, I took up the mantle of chasticity, and when I witnessed her doing something stupid/goofy, I myself would chime in with "Good, Joan!"
(As for myself, tho, I don't recall that I use an actual name, since I already know it's me that I'm thinking to!)
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| Chris C |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 19:20:34
Dickhead
Twat
Numpty
Numbskull
... and that's just for starters.  |
| duh |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 17:22:50
My name is Legion.   |
| Sean |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 10:40:25
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n
"Oh, for f**k's sake you f**kin' stupid c**t of a f**kin' motherf**ker!"
That's an incredible co-incidence Sean.
That's exactly what TFB calls you!
Well you don't want to hear what I call TFB, not even if I replaced every letter with a "*". |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 08:36:19
Usually "idiot" works well, when I'm angry with myself. Sometimes "numbskull" works as well. But on the other hand, I have more fun giving myself nicknames when I'm pleased with myself. My all time favourite is when something I'm trying to do for the first time works out really well, I say I'm "The Pro from Dover"!
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| MguyXXVI |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 01:53:45
"You sexy bitch, you!"  |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 01:32:29
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n
"Oh, for f**k's sake you f**kin' stupid c**t of a f**kin' motherf**ker!"
That's an incredible co-incidence Sean.
That's exactly what TFB calls you!
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| lemmycaution |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 00:41:46
Bozo. |
| Sean |
Posted - 04/09/2007 : 00:37:36
I don't have any 'special names' but I do have a variety of things I call myself under my breath (or sometimes aloud  ) if I've screwed something up, the number of adjectives will depend on how badly I screwed up. Probably something like:-
"Oh, for f**k's sake you f**kin' stupid c**t of a f**kin' motherf**ker!"
or something similar. I'm immune to swearing, so I have to use a lot of adjectives for it to have any meaning.  |
| Stalean |
Posted - 04/08/2007 : 22:43:23
Dumb-ass pretty much says it all. |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 04/08/2007 : 16:08:42
I sometimes find myself calling myself "goofball," though I think that's a leftover from when I was married to Mr. LaMar. It really annoyed me when he did it, so now when I really annoy myself, I just compound it. I too have a secret epithet that I call myself.
I also tend to call Ralph the Cat "you little bastard" when he gets into something that he clearly knows he's forbidden to touch. But, like anything else, if you say it in the right tone of voice, he thinks you're being nice. |
