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damalc
Posted - 09/03/2009 : 00:22:51 random thoughts from damalc, vol. 3: "The Last Crusade"
last one, if anybody cares. these have been fun and i appreciate the the positive responses, but it doesn't feel so random anymore. here we go.
Any video instantly becomes funny if it's sped up and "Yakety Sax" is playing. Any video instantly become dramatic if it's slowed down and "Lux Aeterna" is playing. Example 1.Example 2.
Men: play Dean Martin music while dressing for a black-tie event. You'll be the coolest guy there. Unless somebody else was listening to Sinatra.
The NCAA basketball tournament is the best thing in sports, though I hate the NCAA.
My mother's father is the wisest man I know. My father's father was the toughest man i knew.
I still haven't figured out how Janet Jackson ruined a "family event" that featured half-naked cheerleaders, ads for Viagra, Levitra and Cialis, and an ad for beer featuring a flaming horse fart.
I'd like to reassure the folks at Notre Dame that Barack Obama does indeed share your values. The President loves football.
Odd that the senator who said AIG executives should kill themselves calls himself pro-life.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Why in the world would anyone hire someone with the word "dirty" tattooed on her forearm to work in their restaurant. It wasnt even a good tat -- looked like it was done in a kitchen with a sewing needle and magic marker. at least make her wear long sleeves.
Stay off message boards if you don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're,' and using 'ur' as a subsitute for both is unacceptable. Same goes for 'their,' 'they're' and 'there.'
"Free speech roams freely in a free land."
I recently bought a pack of Ricola cough drops. Know how many there were? 19. Who the hell packages anything in groups of 19? Maybe it's metric.
Shanna Moakler of Miss California USA, speaking about Miss California Carrie Prejean: "... she, in fact entered the contest under false pretense." Does that include the false boobs that Miss California USA paid for? And by the way, fake boobs should be a disqualifier before a four-year-old photo of a contestant's bare back should. I could go on and on about the hypocrisy of these pageants.
One of the funniest things i've read in a while, from Esquire magazine's sex advice column: Q: "Do condoms that claim to be 'for her pleasure' actually give a lady more pleasure?" A: "Only if they're filled with heroin."
I wonder if my co-workers know that when I leave the office carrying reading material that i'm going to drop a deuce.
And for adults only: Aria Giovanni, Veronica Zemanova, Amber Easton, Angela Devi, Gia LaShay, Alexa Loren. There hot.
