| Author |
 Topic  |
|
GHcool 
"Forever a curious character."
|
 Posted - 10/18/2006 : 08:02:25
|
OK. I'll bite. Here are some of mine that might be appropriate:
"Car 'toon." (Cars)
"Joke Nicholson." (Batman)
"Four wizards, a funeral." (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"Big Fat Greek War." (Troy)
"Walking and Tolkien." (Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring) |
 |
|
|
ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 08:21:55
|
quote:
Originally posted by duh
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady
I have no shame at all. Of my highest vote getters, I'd say the ones that are for the more well known movies (both older and newer) are:
"This: His final taps." - All That Jazz
"Boleyn for concubine." - Anne Of The Thousand Days
"Sabine it for marriage!" - Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
"Straight out of marriage." - Gay Divorcee
"No May, All December!" - Calendar Girls
Those are all very good!
How very kind of you!
I also think Benj should consider these reviews (from the top rated list):
"Houston has a problem." - The Bodyguard (Benj Clews)
"The Blair Witch Projectile." - Exorcist (thefoxboy)
"Passion Of The Crust." - American Pie (noncentz)
"Charlize no angel." - Monster (lemmycaution)
"The Emperors Hike Back." - March Of The Penguins (Se�n)
|
|
|
|
mampers11 
"Lazy Lebowski Loses Rug"
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 09:14:30
|
What about these ones?
Fight Club - Raging (Pitt) Bull
The Sixth Sense - Dead Sees Cole
50 First Dates - A "Forgettable" Barrymore Performance
Groundhog Day - Murray Got The Reruns
Iron Giant - [i] Robot Fuelled By Diesel |
|
|
|
benj clews
"...."
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 10:09:48
|
Great work guys- bringing back a lot of happy reading memories here 
Keep them coming... |
|
|
|
bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 10:10:00
|
Wow, I am meant to pick just 5? How?
Well, here are a small selection of my favourites that I think might be suitable:
 Messiah leaves holey Trinity - Matrix (Rovark)
Marceau just says 'No' - Silent Movie (rri1)
Said he'd be back - Terminator 2 (tfb)
Luke back in anger - Empire strikes back (Joe Blevins)
I bet Kramer wins - Kramer vs Kramer (Mguyx - can't leave off the top voted review!)
America wonders "who's Beckham" - Bend it like Beckham (Pope George)
Selfish bitch hogs float - Titanic (Mark B)
Gunners commit Mersey-cide (Chris C)
Here is another old topic that highlighted some good reviews: http://www.fwfr.com/fourum/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&TOPIC_ID=679&whichpage=1
|
Edited by - bife on 10/18/2006 10:29:25 |
|
|
|
Sal[Au]pian
"Four ever European"
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 11:04:30
|
quote:
Originally posted by Conan The Westy
Other's reviews:
Thelma and Louise - Women driver theories upheld.
Now, who wrote that, I wonder? 
|
|
|
|
Sal[Au]pian
"Four ever European"
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 11:15:01
|
quote:
Originally posted by benj clews
SKY Broadcasting (for those not in the UK, it's our biggest satellite TV provider) has approached me about helping plug a new quiz show they're doing (which may or may not include a fwfr round) with one of these viral email quiz thingies.
These viral what? Could you please give me a clue as to what this is?
I assume it's done in text format, but I would suggest that if it is a precursor to a round of a quiz show, you should use reviews which work fine in speech.
Also, how about some kind of poll as to how accessible the shortlisted reviews are? If more than one person (or perhaps even one person) here does not get a review, it is probably too obscure for a general audience. There are several posted that I do not get.
|
|
|
|
benj clews
"...."
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 12:00:25
|
quote:
Originally posted by Salopian
These viral what? Could you please give me a clue as to what this is?
I think the current plan is to do an excel spreadsheet where you get the clue and have to type in the film name below it and it automatically tells you if you're correct or not. |
|
|
|
RockGolf
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 15:49:06
|
"French teenager starts smoking" - The Messenger
"III Ill" - The Madness of King George
"Father, Son & Holocost" - Life Is Beautiful
"Zero financing charges" - The Producers
|
Edited by - RockGolf on 10/19/2006 02:16:16 |
|
|
|
Montgomery
"F**k!"
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 16:40:24
|
Here are my 5 suggestions:
"Bonnie and Bonnie" for Thelma and Louise.
"Get Ricci quick scheme" for Monster.
"24/1" for Groundhog's Day
"House loses its Gable" for Gone With The Wind.
"Motel has skeleton staff" for Psycho.
Make me famous, benj.
EM :)
|
|
|
|
Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
|
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 18:14:33
|
I don't know. When you look at a group of 40 it seems impressive, but grab any 5 and my work looks lackluster.
But here are a few... not knowing what movies are "very well known" in the UK.
Groundhog Day - Get your Punxsutawney fill.
Producers, The - Wanted bomb, created f�hrer.
Fatal Attraction - Glenn's bad hare day.
Deliverance - Beatty becomes bumpkin's Babe.
Island, The - Harvesting organs takes atoll.
|
|
|
|
TitanPa
"Here four more"
|
Posted - 10/19/2006 : 21:07:48
|
My reviews hardly ever get mentioned outside of here. But here are a few of mine that I think will go over well
"Good Bill Hunting" - Kill Bill: Vol. 1
"Mirror predicts Snow." - Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
"Costner's to-do list." - Field of Dreams
"Disney's 'Steamy' Movie." - Steamboat Willie
"Who's The Moss." - Swamp Thing
|
|
|
|
Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
|
Posted - 10/19/2006 : 21:18:25
|
Five of my own:
"Gere taps up jury" - Chicago
"Pussies Galore" - The Aristocats
"Ladle To The Grave?" - The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover
"WI strip? Why not" - Calendar Girls
"Thpeech impedimenths cweate mewwiment" - Life of Brian
Five of other peoples:
"The Great S Cape" - Superman
"Gory, gory, hallelujah." - Passion of the Christ
"Python of the Christ" - Life of Brian
"Van Dyke's psuedo-cockney-unrealistic-especially-atrocious accent." - Mary Poppins
"Child custardy battle." - Bugsy Malone
|
|
|
|
Conan The Westy
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
|
Posted - 10/19/2006 : 22:19:15
|
quote:
Originally posted by Salopian
quote:
Originally posted by Conan The Westy
Other's reviews:
Thelma and Louise - Women driver theories upheld.
Now, who wrote that, I wonder?
Should have known I'd get caught. 
This is me with my pants down. I'm NOT mooning. |
|
|
|
Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
|
Posted - 10/20/2006 : 03:04:55
|
Here are some of mine....
Brokeback Mountain - "Buttcrack Mountin'."
Junior - "Sperminator."
Troy - "Brad pulls off Trojan."
Godfather: Part II - "Old Hyman finally pierced."
LOTR: Return of the King - "No ring. Peace."
 |
|
|
|
Topic |
|
Get your fwfr in a viral email
