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Catuli 
"Loves Film and Fun"
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 Posted - 11/08/2006 : 17:29:45
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A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are sitting at a table, bragging about the size of their families.
"Look," says the Baptist,"I've been married for only 4 years and I have 8 childred. One more and I have a baseball team."
"That's nothing," responds the Catholic, "I've been married for only 3 years and I have 10 children. One more and I have a football team."
"You guys aren't very impressive at all," declares the Mormon. "I've been married for but 2 years and I have 17 wives. One more and I have a golf course."
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 11/08/2006 : 21:32:49
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 This belongs in the Jokes thread.  |
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Catuli
"Loves Film and Fun"
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Posted - 11/08/2006 : 22:38:19
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Indeed it does, Sean. I clumsily failed to direct it to where I had intended. For once we agree on something. 
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Downtown
"Welcome back, Billy Buck"
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Posted - 11/08/2006 : 23:33:28
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| I suppose if there were a Jew at the table, he would have pointed out that the Mormon has plenty of opportunities to work on his putz. |
Edited by - Downtown on 11/08/2006 23:36:35 |
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Catuli
"Loves Film and Fun"
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Posted - 11/09/2006 : 01:09:19
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LOL, that's about as close to a Jewish sports joke as I can imagine, save one that I dare not repeat 
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Family Matters
