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duh 
"catpurrs"
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 Posted - 12/17/2006 : 05:29:56
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I'm an introvert, not the partying kind. Plus, I'm a senior citizen. However, there was a bridal shower for a young woman horse trainer friend of mine. I bought her gift at Victoria's Secret, a cute fluffy baby doll negligee kind of thing. (Another friend bought her gift at an adult novelty store while on a first date with her new boyfriend.)
The gifts were hits and after the shower, after the more sedate matrons left, the wild bachelorette party commenced. We were given straws shaped like penises for our drinks. Each of us was given a sash to wear, with sayings such as "been there done that" or "I don't think so!" The betrothed girl wore a sash that said "Bride to be" and a plastic tiara with a little veil. We went to a bar and danced. One gal went and got all the guys in the bar to go give the bride-to-be hugs. One guy even pinned a ten dollar bill to her blouse.
The party was fun and sorta sweet in an odd way. I'm waiting for my husband to get home so I can pound my forehead with my penis straw and see if he remembers the dildo scene from White Chicks. |
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 12/17/2006 : 07:23:40
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| Who says they don't know how to go wild in Flint Hills, Kansas? |
Edited by - ChocolateLady on 12/17/2006 07:24:00 |
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 12/17/2006 : 10:19:45
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So that's what you girls get up to, sucking penis straws.    |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 12/17/2006 : 11:10:31
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Originally posted by thefoxboy
So that's what you girls get up to, sucking penis straws.
I suppose if I said I prefer the real thing you'd think badly of me 
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 12/17/2006 : 16:04:06
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Surely not. Straw straight from the field is chewy and not especially tasty. And if it's been in the stack for a while it's worse.
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 12/18/2006 : 04:05:18
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Originally posted by Koli
Surely not. Straw straight from the field is chewy and not especially tasty. And if it's been in the stack for a while it's worse.
Or have I missed the point?
Is this what they call the 'straw man' argument? |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 12/18/2006 : 12:51:05
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Originally posted by duh
I'm an introvert, not the partying kind. Plus, I'm a senior citizen. However, there was a bridal shower for a young woman horse trainer friend of mine. I bought her gift at Victoria's Secret, a cute fluffy baby doll negligee kind of thing. (Another friend bought her gift at an adult novelty store while on a first date with her new boyfriend.)
The gifts were hits and after the shower, after the more sedate matrons left, the wild bachelorette party commenced. We were given straws shaped like penises for our drinks. Each of us was given a sash to wear, with sayings such as "been there done that" or "I don't think so!" The betrothed girl wore a sash that said "Bride to be" and a plastic tiara with a little veil. We went to a bar and danced. One gal went and got all the guys in the bar to go give the bride-to-be hugs. One guy even pinned a ten dollar bill to her blouse.
The party was fun and sorta sweet in an odd way. I'm waiting for my husband to get home so I can pound my forehead with my penis straw and see if he remembers the dildo scene from White Chicks.
It sounds like a sweet party alright, what could have been bad taste landed on its good side. These parties can get out of hand but it usually depends on the hen/stag and their idea of a good time and their attitude to their life-to-be. |
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bridal shower / bachelorette party
