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Sal[Au]pian 
"Four ever European"
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 Posted - 02/27/2007 : 18:55:38
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Write her a tasteful poem, such as:
WaMu girl, WaMu girl,
I'd really like to wham U, girl!
I'm sure that would win her over.  |
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Conan The Westy
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 19:11:02
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Very tasteful.    |
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GHcool 
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 21:51:07
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| OK, so I went back to the bank and saw the hot bank teller girl. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, today she seemed a lot less hot than what I remembered her to be, but she was still kinda cute. Anyway, she helped me find an account manager pretty fast because she got like 3 phone calls in a short period of time and she was helping a lot of people. The bottom line was that she was really busy and I didn't get a good chance to talk to her one-on-one like I did yesterday. Oh well. |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 02:28:55
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Well, don't give up. You'll have to try again. No point leaving it up in the air like that, it could cause a lifetime of regret.
You could try writing Salopian's poem on a card and giving it to her, if she doesn't have a sense of humour then she isn't worth bothering with.  |
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Mr Savoir Faire 
"^ Click my name. "
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 05:25:43
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You can bank on these awesome pick up lines:
-If you don't let me make a deposit, I'll lose interest.
-When I first saw you, I said to myself "I'd love to teller my number."
-I'm here to open a checking account, and to check you out.
-I don't know much about stocks but I can bond!
-This mortgage payment is on a ferrari.
-(after asking for credit score)We both got credit. Let's make a credit union.
-Together, we can both have great futures.
-Looking at you causes inflation. |
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GHcool
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 05:30:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Stupid
You can bank on these awesome pick up lines:
-If you don't let me make a deposit, I'll lose interest.
-When I first saw you, I said to myself "I'd love to teller my number."
-I'm here to open a checking account, and to check you out.
-I don't know much about stocks but I can bond!
-This mortgage payment is on a ferrari.
-(after asking for credit score)We both got credit. Let's make a credit union.
-Together, we can both have great futures.
-Looking at you causes inflation.
Good to hear from you again, Mr. Stupid! I hope you stick around for longer! |
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Mr Savoir Faire
"^ Click my name. "
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 05:46:12
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| hopefully I will. I intend to fwfr again. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 06:46:54
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quote:
Originally posted by GHcool
OK, so I went back to the bank and saw the hot bank teller girl. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, today she seemed a lot less hot than what I remembered her to be, but she was still kinda cute. Anyway, she helped me find an account manager pretty fast because she got like 3 phone calls in a short period of time and she was helping a lot of people. The bottom line was that she was really busy and I didn't get a good chance to talk to her one-on-one like I did yesterday. Oh well.
Well, as Scarlett would say "tomorrow is another day".
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 07:30:24
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Originally posted by Mr Stupid
You can bank on these awesome pick up lines:
-Looking at you causes inflation.
And if her terms are flexible and she allows you to discharge your obligations on the spot, then you'd expect to see some cum/pound interest from the other customers.
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:09:51
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The average mental age of this thread is 9.
Eh gads, people!
EM :) |
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tortoise
"Still reviewing, but slowly."
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:12:41
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quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
The average mental age of this thread is 9.
Eh gads, people!
EM :)
Well he started it |
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Conan The Westy
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:37:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
The average mental age of this thread is 9.
Eh gads, people!
EM :)
As a primary (elementary) school teacher I object... I'd say 11 or 12. |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:43:48
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me gotta go potty
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 21:10:06
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I think you should write a song for her, a la Adam Sandler in Wedding Singer and walk in the bank singing:
Oh, Bank Teller Girl,
You've got my head in a whirl.
When I looked up and saw your curls,
Oh, Bank Teller Girl, I wanna Wa Mu you.
I went to open an account,
And you handed your card out,
Now my interest in you is starting to compound,
Oh, Bank Teller Girl, I wanna Wa Mu you.
I suppose it would help if Billy Idol went in with you...
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 02/28/2007 : 21:32:28
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| Sorry to hear her vault may be impenetrable, GH, it really sounded like you were interested in a stick up. At least your money will be safe. |
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