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Montgomery 
"F**k!"
USA
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 Posted - 01/03/2007 : 15:57:25
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So, unless Cheese_Ed jumps in and tells me this movie has been done.
(LONG PAUSE) How about we spend a little time with Mr. Orange and Brown and White and all the rest of that crayon box.
Here are the rules.
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Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....(thanks Bife)
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfrer a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending Sludge, whose life is deeply enriched by the experience, your votes in a PM (Private Message).
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Thursday of next week FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.--
Depart from them at your own peril.
And remember, Mr. Purple is on a different heist.
EM :)
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Edited by - Montgomery on 01/03/2007 16:03:35 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 01/03/2007 : 16:01:35
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Obscure Virgin song
explained. Blonde cuts a rug, ear.
Mr. Pink won't tip.
EM :)
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 01/03/2007 : 16:08:20
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Colourful gunmen
With not a bark between 'em
Bloody up the hood.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/03/2007 : 12:29:39
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Tarantino screams
"It's my way or the highway!
Whose turn to be Pink?" |
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
Ireland
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Posted - 02/03/2007 : 13:58:01
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orange bleeds in car
kietel finds he is stuck in
the middle again. |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
United States
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Posted - 02/03/2007 : 21:28:27
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It is sort of like
The Matrix. Ev'rybody
wonders who's The One. |
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redPen 
"Because I said so!"
United States
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Posted - 03/03/2007 : 06:31:51
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Quentin Tarantino is "Mr. Shit."
Perfect!
(Sorry, I'm a prose poet. Despise haikus, to be perfectly honest. Tarantino, too!)
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 03/03/2007 : 10:37:57
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quote:
Originally posted by redPen
Quentin Tarantino is "Mr. Shit."
Perfect!
(Sorry, I'm a prose poet. Despise haikus, to be perfectly honest. Tarantino, too!)
And, yet, somehow, you were drawn to come here  
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mampers11 
"Lazy Lebowski Loses Rug"
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Posted - 03/03/2007 : 13:21:14
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Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
All over some diamonds.
PM me if that haiku is wrong
Mampers
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/03/2007 : 16:47:17
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quote:
Originally posted by redPen
Quentin Tarantino is "Mr. Shit."
Perfect!
(Sorry, I'm a prose poet. Despise haikus, to be perfectly honest. Tarantino, too!)
Finish your drink, get on your horse and ride on outta town mister.
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mampers11
"Lazy Lebowski Loses Rug"
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Posted - 05/03/2007 : 18:58:31
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quote:
Originally posted by mampers7
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
All over some diamonds.
PM me if that haiku is wrong
Mampers
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
Diamonds. Macguffin.
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
Diamonds. MacGuffin.
Done and done people.
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
Ireland
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Posted - 06/03/2007 : 14:21:51
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Moved by your haikus
my fingertips to keyboard
I motor voted. |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/03/2007 : 14:51:12
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There is no excuse
for saying you have voted in
another haiku.
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
USA
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Posted - 08/03/2007 : 04:46:23
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Okay, let's get this caper wrapped up.
Vote to me by PM. Bafta already has. 
If someone wants to put all the haikus together, like I've seen done in other haiku threads, that would be great. I don't know how to do it, without writing them all out and then retyping them. And I'm too lazy to do that. Sorry. It's late here. Night all.
EM :)
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/03/2007 : 07:24:50
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Montgomery:
Obscure Virgin song
explained. Blonde cuts a rug, ear.
Mr. Pink won't tip.
BaftaBabe:
Colourful gunmen
With not a bark between 'em
Bloody up the hood.
Whippersnapper:
Tarantino screams
"It's my way or the highway!
Whose turn to be Pink?"
Beanmimo:
orange bleeds in car
kietel finds he is stuck in
the middle again.
Sludge:
It is sort of like
The Matrix. Ev'rybody
wonders who's The One.
Mampers:
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
All over some diamonds. |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 08/03/2007 : 08:45:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Montgomery:
Obscure Virgin song
explained. Blonde cuts a rug, ear.
Mr. Pink won't tip.
BaftaBabe:
Colourful gunmen
With not a bark between 'em
Bloody up the hood.
Whippersnapper:
Tarantino screams
"It's my way or the highway!
Whose turn to be Pink?"
Beanmimo:
orange bleeds in car
kietel finds he is stuck in
the middle again.
Sludge:
It is sort of like
The Matrix. Ev'rybody
wonders who's The One.
Mampers:
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
All over some diamonds.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE MISTER PINK 
PS Thanks, Whippy 
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Edited by - BaftaBaby on 08/03/2007 08:47:13 |
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Haiku #50. Reservoir Dogs
