I got some dark chocolate eggs with marshmallow filling. Plus an enormous Hershey's kiss. It's so big that I don't really know how to go about eating it, but I can be pretty resourceful when chocolate consumption is involved.
The both of you are welcome to your chocolates. The only thing that even slightly intrigues me are the dark chocolate eggs but I can do without the marshmallow fillings.
Say, if you sit on that kiss would that be a way of saying "kiss my ass!"?