According to that other thread, The last fourumite to post who has not posted previously wins. Which is crazy I tell ya. The thread does not read 'The Last Remaining Fourumite To Post Wins'. I take the thread at face value. The last poster wins. Not the longest, not the last remaing, not the oldest. just the last.
Geez I can't believe you losers are still posting here! Shame on you! You should have something better to do! (Hoping this attack does the trick so I'm the winner.)