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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
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 Posted - 09/11/2007 : 23:41:06
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There are tons of really good ones that you've already mentioned. How about:
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
-- Douglas Jerrold
"If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes."
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 09/12/2007 : 02:34:28
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quote:
Originally posted by Beanmimo
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Originally posted by wildhartlivie
I've used this whenever I possibly can:
Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch.
That's hysterical...I'd ask for your permissoion to use that myself but I've already sent it off twice to people I know!!
I'm glad you like it. You have my belated approval to use it however you choose!! |
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 09/12/2007 : 15:43:03
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If you took a notion, I'll bet
You could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette
Well, it might take a little bit of time
But hell, what's time to a hog.
There's a whole philosophy in that statement. |
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Downtown 
"Welcome back, Billy Buck"
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Posted - 09/12/2007 : 18:12:32
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(With apologies to Ron Shelton and Tim Robbins)
Life is just like baseball. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. And sometimes...it rains. |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 09/12/2007 : 22:20:08
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" Sorry but you are finished......here"
[ Operation Wolf ] |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 22:28:50
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Just heard this one on the late news, from a Welsh politician talking about home rule for Wales:
"....Devolution is evolving..." 
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Wise Sayings of our Time
