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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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 Posted - 09/13/2007 : 06:10:42
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I was watching the Video Music Awards and decided that Rap music is in its Golden Age (as gold as it can be).
Therefore give me your rap - here is my gift wrapped rap (very poor paint shop work).
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 06:54:47
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| My first clue that rap music would have a hard time getting respect: Robert Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 11:28:49
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It is called a "chocolate wrap" and usually some soft music is playing while you have it done! So, that music must be...
Chocolate Wrap Music!
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Edited by - ChocolateLady on 09/13/2007 12:21:19 |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 12:49:13
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| Present the entire Rap package at www.fwiffer.com |
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 13:38:41
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| Under Raps. |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 14:35:42
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| EMinem is such a popular rapper, everyone wants to take a photo with him. funny thing is....I thought he was a white rapper. |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 14:41:15
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The only US currency featuring cheese is the Wisconsin quarter. What took them so long?
Better view here
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 14:47:17
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| Yo, yo my brothas! Wassup? Check it out! |
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RockGolf
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 17:48:38
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The first act to have a #1 rap single was Bonanza's Lorne Greene, who in 1963 topped the charts with "Ringo" (Click here to listen.) Now, some may argue this is not a real rap record, but it has several of the traditional rap elements: Spoken words or a repeated riff, gunplay, violent death, bragging rights, East vs West rivalry, posses, and a vocalist who survives getting shot.
Lorne Green
"Ringo"
He lay face down in the desert sand
Clutching his six-gun in his hand
Shot from behind, I thought he was dead
But under his heart was an ounce of lead
But a spark still burned so I used my knife
And late that night I saved the life of Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . .)
I nursed him till the danger passed
The days went by, he mended fast
Then from dawn till setting sun
He practiced with that deadly gun
And hour on hour I watched in awe
No human being could match the draw of Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . )
One day we rode the mountain crest
And I went east and he went west
I took to law and wore a star
While he spread terror near and far
With lead and blood he gained such fame
All through the West they feared the name of Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . )
I knew someday I'd face the test
Which one of us would be the best
And sure enough the word came down
That he was holed up in the town
I left the posse out in the street
And I went in alone to meet Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . )
They said my speed was next to none
But my lightning draw had just begun
When I heard a blast that stung my wrist
The gun went flying from my fist
And I was looking down the bore
Of the deadly .44 of Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . )
They say that was the only time
That anyone had seen him smile
He slowly lowered his gun and then
He said to me "We're even, friend"
And so at last I understood
That there was still a spark of good in Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . )
I blocked the path of his retreat
He turned and stepped into the street
A dozen guns spit fire and lead
A moment later, he lay dead
The town began to shout and cheer
Nowhere was there shed a tear for Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . )
The story spread throughout the land
That I had beaten Ringo's hand
And it was just the years, they say
That made me put my guns away
But on his grave they can't explain
The tarnished star above the name of Ringo
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . )
(Ringo . . . Ringo . . . ) |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 18:38:58
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quote:
Originally posted by Stalean
Yo, yo my brothas! Wassup? Check it out!
I get the Khan part but what's with Lynn Zimmerman? |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 21:16:20
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Here's Snoopy Doggy Dog and his bitch.  |
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mampers11 
"Lazy Lebowski Loses Rug"
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 14:13:39
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Well MC Hammer told us to Stop everything we did because it is Hammer time. It is good to see that road signs have taken heed of this statement
Mampers
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 14:44:18
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Originally posted by Turrell
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Originally posted by Stalean
Yo, yo my brothas! Wassup? Check it out!
I get the Khan part but what's with Lynn Zimmerman?
You mean aka Jeri Ryan, aka Seven of Nine? Well, Khan would "do anything for a blonde-dike, and she'll do anything for the limelight..." cause she is making it "harder, better, faster, stronger." 
lyrics courtesy of Khanye West  |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 15:22:56
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| Ahhhh - She'll always be Lynn Zimmerman to me - she was in my wife's sorority at Northwestern. |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 19:18:45
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
It is called a "chocolate wrap" and usually some soft music is playing while you have it done! So, that music must be...
Chocolate Wrap Music!
I'm not entering this contest. I just want to say to Choccie that her picture looks to me like a turd.
Which would make it (C)rap music. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 09/15/2007 : 08:50:27
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Originally posted by Chris C
Which would make it (C)rap music.
My sentiments precisely! |
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Avatar Contest - Rap Music
