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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 01/02/2008 :  14:22:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Celebrities answer the age-old question of who would win in a fight between a minotaur armed with a trident and a centaur armed with a cross-bow.

Sal[Au]pian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 01/02/2008 :  14:45:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wasn't there just the Minotaur?

Anyway, I would hope a centaur would win as they are much cooler.
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 01/02/2008 :  14:48:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Indeed, there was only one Minotaur, but that's never stopped geeks. Then again, what does?
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 01/02/2008 :  15:03:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ali


Indeed, there was only one Minotaur, but that's never stopped geeks. Then again, what does?




Tridents and cross-bows.
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Beanmimo 
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Posted - 01/02/2008 :  15:24:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Salopian
Anyway, I would hope a centaur would win as they are much cooler.



I'm with you Sal.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 01/02/2008 :  16:37:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what horseshit! whatta lotta bull!



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Downtown 
"Welcome back, Billy Buck"

Posted - 01/02/2008 :  17:05:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Forget the weaponry...body of a horse versus body of a man? Kind of a silly question. The Minotaur would easily get kicked and trampled to death, unless it happened to be Dante's version of the Minotaur. That might be a good contest, although Dante's Minotaur has no hands so he can't use a trident or any other weapons.
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MM0rkeleb 
"Better than HBO."

Posted - 01/02/2008 :  20:13:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 16-0

Forget the weaponry...body of a horse versus body of a man? Kind of a silly question. The Minotaur would easily get kicked and trampled to death, unless it happened to be Dante's version of the Minotaur. That might be a good contest, although Dante's Minotaur has no hands so he can't use a trident or any other weapons.

I don't buy that. I mean, come on, humans used to hunt mammoths with spears. And they didn't throw the spears, they stabbed with them. As long as the minotaur stays in front of the centaur, it should be able to win a close-up fight - as soon as the centaur's underbelly gets exposed it's finished.

Still, I think the centaur would have the best shot, since it's faster and thus can keep it a long-distance fight.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 01/03/2008 :  06:23:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe

what horseshit! whatta lotta bull!







Just one more reason why the Centaur would win. That Minotaur would be sliding around in the horseshit while the Centaur got far enough away to shoot at him.

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Ali 
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Posted - 01/03/2008 :  07:14:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

It should also be noted that centaurs were immortal, and some of them, like Kharon, incredibly clever.

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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 01/03/2008 :  08:21:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not to mention, generally better looking!
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