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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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 Posted - 02/14/2008 : 00:21:37
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Heavy Metal
Blast your eardrums with distortion, scream odes of adulation to the dark lord, shatter your ribcage with blastbeats, fantasise about death and decay in subhuman demonic growls, receive grievous bodily harm in a moshpit, or stay at home dwelling in your eternal misery with some spirit-crushing funeral doom. Either way, unleash your endless darkness upon your loyal blackened hordes. |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 00:29:19
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My entry is the album cover for Swedish avant-garde black metal band "Satan's Penguins".
Here are the lyrics for a couple of tracks...
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Antarctic Winterstorm
Penguins
Arise
The day
has come
We will fly with the storm
And attack with the lightning
To extinct the human race
Before they extinct everything else
Sweeping across the countries
Destroying all we see
They don't deserve the gift of life
Make room for the new race
After desolating the face of the earth
We will lay our eggs in the still warm ashes
And the fuzzy baby penguins
Will have human corpses for their first meal
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Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)
Trained by the ultimate masters
Possessing all the skills
Nuclear radiation from hell
Turned them into savage beasts
Beaks of the sharpest steel
Chainsaw blades instead of wings
Fear their tremendous rage
In the night they are running amok
Staining their steel with blood
Using the ancient arts
And melting humans with nuclear farts
There is no point praying to god
Because he is already dead
Buried deep in penguin shit
Slowly turning to dust
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 05:41:52
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| The grandfather of heavy metal (aiy aiy aiy), Ozzy Osbourne |
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MguyXXVI
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 06:03:52
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quote:
Originally posted by wildhartlivie
The grandfather of heavy metal (aiy aiy aiy), Ozzy Osbourne
That's scary: Ozzy looks like Hillary on my computer.  |
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MguyXXVI
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 06:14:02
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| Here he is, the grand-daddy of the pink caddy, the lead in your head, the titanium in your cranium, the metal BEAST from the east: Pat Boone, in a metal mood! |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 06:25:11
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Originally posted by MguyX
quote:
Originally posted by wildhartlivie
The grandfather of heavy metal (aiy aiy aiy), Ozzy Osbourne
That's scary: Ozzy looks like Hillary on my computer.
Look again, mon ami. |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 14:48:37
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| Heavy Metal Chocolate Moulds! |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 17:18:14
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My avatar's favorite songs are:
Welcome to the Jungle
Enter Sandman (when he's gotta go...)
Meow at the Moon
Cat Scratch Fever
Anything by Pantera, Ratt or Metallicat
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 18:30:31
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An Alchemists dream for many a year - turning one heavy metal into another. I believe it's now possible (if you use a very large nuclear particle accelerator).
PS. I'm a metallurgist by trade... |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 02/14/2008 : 21:36:17
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I think we can fairly readily see why we don't see more marathon runners wearing deep-sea diving suits.
That's right, sports fans. It's heavy metal holding him back. In the time it took him to complete the 26 miles Paula Radcliffe's bodily functions had returned to normal and most of the athletes had returned home and resumed their gruelling training schedules. Not that I have any sympathy: it's their choice to spend half the week pounding the tarmac and the rest of it sipping carrot juice.  |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 02/15/2008 : 03:23:01
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| It's not a surprise that there are some who hate Heavy Metal. |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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MguyXXVI
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 02/18/2008 : 18:27:46
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| I dropped three heavy votes early, since my votes inadvertently didn't rock it last week. |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 02/19/2008 : 22:44:18
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I suppose I should have called it "Heavy Metal Music" but didn't know that all except two were going to make the topic about stuff on the left hand side of the periodic table of elements...
Pecked the guy in front of me three times on the back of the head while headbanging.  |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 02/19/2008 : 23:27:53
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| Made a loud noise, then voted. |
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Avatar Contest #198 - Heavy Metal
