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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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 Posted - 03/23/2008 : 07:32:57
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My avatar is a tasty alternative to shrimp cocktail -- the Cat Cocktail on a bed of lettuce. Best accompanied by the
Black Cat cocktail
1 oz vodka
1 oz cherry brandy
cranberry juice
cola
PREPARATION:
Pour the vodka and brandy into a highball glass filled with ice. Fill the glass with equal amounts of cranberry juice and cola.
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 03/23/2008 : 21:12:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
Wisconsin Lunchbox
2/3 part(s) Beer
1 shot(s) Amaretto
1/3 part(s) Orange Juice
Fill pint glass 2/3 full of beer, preferably a light beer, take a shot glass full of amaretto and drop it into the glass of beer, top with orange juice. Slam entire glass in one shot.
That sounds awful - can you get that at the Brat Stop? |
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 03/24/2008 : 07:15:30
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Sorry I'm late, here's a Joa(h)n Collins.
John Collins
Ingredients
3 oz. Club Soda
2 oz. Bourbon Whiskey
1 oz. Lemon Juice
1 tsp. Superfine Sugar
Instructions
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the Bourbon whiskey, lemon juice, and sugar. Shake well. Strain into a collins glass almost filled with ice cubes. Add the Club Soda. Stir and garnish with a cherry and an orange slice.
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aahaa, muahaha 
"Optimistic altruist, incurable romantic"
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Posted - 03/24/2008 : 08:24:11
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Originally posted by MguyX
Blow Job Revenge
Dash of salt on tongue
1 oz Bailey's� Irish cream
1 oz lime juice
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Place dash of salt on tongue. Take the shot of Bailey's first and hold it in mouth. Immediately down shot of lime juice.
Goes well with this joke (courtesy of aahaa, muahaha):
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. She starts talking about this really great new drink.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys...very pleasant, holding it in his mouth. He thinks...this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Good God!!! What do you call that shit?!!!!"
She smiles at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/24/2008 : 17:05:56
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quote:
Originally posted by turrell
quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
Wisconsin Lunchbox
2/3 part(s) Beer
1 shot(s) Amaretto
1/3 part(s) Orange Juice
Fill pint glass 2/3 full of beer, preferably a light beer, take a shot glass full of amaretto and drop it into the glass of beer, top with orange juice. Slam entire glass in one shot.
That sounds awful - can you get that at the Brat Stop?
Pour one yourself and see how tasty it is!
The bar has been set high at www.fwiffer.com |
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MguyXXVI
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 03/25/2008 : 07:01:57
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Poured three drinks for three of my friends.  |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/25/2008 : 07:42:34
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| Which to choose... which to choose... Okay, I chose, but now I'm drunk! |
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 03/25/2008 : 18:13:17
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Tickled myself with votes.
On the ribs, you perverts. |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 03/25/2008 : 19:30:09
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Went to the bar to cast my votes ... fell off my barstool ... lovely bartender ... HEY YOU! I love you, you're my bestest mate ... did I tell you you're the most wunnerful bobble in the possumbly couldn't tell you ... DON'T TOUCH ME!
Hic!
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 03/26/2008 : 01:10:28
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| Fell off the wagon and voted. Thank you. Now I gotta go find an FWFRAAA meeting. |
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damalc
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 03/26/2008 : 01:43:06
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u had to know i was going to check in on this one. 
and here's an on-topic funny for ya:
damalc walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Quick, pour me 12 drinks." So the bartender pours him 12 shots, and damalc starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to damalc, "Boy, you're drinking those really fast." damalc says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast, too, if you had what I've got." The bartender says, "What've you got?" damalc says, "Seventy-five cents."
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 03/26/2008 : 19:16:50
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| Slid into the voting booth and out the other side, but not without depositing something slimy. |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 03/26/2008 : 20:06:26
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Originally posted by Koli
... but not without depositing something slimy.
Eeeewwwwww
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/26/2008 : 20:34:13
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The Fwiffers ordered up a tempting array of top shelf cocktails this week. Who gets to pick up the tab...
In third place, with 7 points each (3,2,1,1) (3,3,1)...
With a couple of dirty sliders...
Koli and MguyX  !!
In second place, with 10 points each (3,2,2,2,1) (3,3,2,2)...
With two avs that reached for the Skyy but fell just short...
Titanpa and ChocolateLady  !!
And in first place, with 13 points (3,3,3,2,1,1)...
With a feather in her nightcap...
duh  !!!
Treat yourself to a Screaming Orgasm, duh, you've won #9! It was an Old Fashioned shot out for a while, but your Kamikaze take on the theme put the Rusty Nail in the other Fwiffers' coffin, you Salty Dog, you.
Now, Mai-Tai suggest you stop contemplating your Fuzzy Navel and pour us another topic?
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 03/27/2008 : 14:59:14
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| Thanks, y'all. New theme posted. |
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Avatar Contest #203 -Cocktails
