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Catuli Posted - 11/08/2006 : 17:29:45
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are sitting at a table, bragging about the size of their families.

"Look," says the Baptist,"I've been married for only 4 years and I have 8 childred. One more and I have a baseball team."

"That's nothing," responds the Catholic, "I've been married for only 3 years and I have 10 children. One more and I have a football team."

"You guys aren't very impressive at all," declares the Mormon. "I've been married for but 2 years and I have 17 wives. One more and I have a golf course."

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Catuli Posted - 11/09/2006 : 01:09:19
LOL, that's about as close to a Jewish sports joke as I can imagine, save one that I dare not repeat

Downtown Posted - 11/08/2006 : 23:33:28
I suppose if there were a Jew at the table, he would have pointed out that the Mormon has plenty of opportunities to work on his putz.
Catuli Posted - 11/08/2006 : 22:38:19
Indeed it does, Sean. I clumsily failed to direct it to where I had intended. For once we agree on something.

Sean Posted - 11/08/2006 : 21:32:49
This belongs in the Jokes thread.

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