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| GHcool |
Posted - 02/27/2007 : 04:00:24
Today I walked into Washington Mutual (for you international folks, Washington Mutual is a consumer bank with offices all over the United States) to deposit some checks and was helped by the most beautiful bank teller I've ever seen. She had a great body, sparkling eyes, and hair that was begging to be stroked. I was totally checking her out and it looked to me like she was doing the same to me. I asked her how long it would take to speak with an account manager and she said it would take 20 minutes. I told her I didn't have that much time because I had to get back to work (I was on my break), so she gave me her card and asked me my name. I told her it and she said that I should call in advance and she'll make an appointment for me and said she'd remember me.
I enjoyed checking her out and wanted to teller how her beauty compounded my interest for her. I just want to ask her out and have a fund time. She doesn't have to dollar self for me because her assets are naturally beautiful. I hope that the feeling was mutual.
Do any of you who are more experienced the ways of love and personal finance have any advice for a young man in my situation? |
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| Montgomery |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 22:34:37
quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
Sorry to hear her vault may be impenetrable, GH, it really sounded like you were interested in a stick up. At least your money will be safe.
Exhibit A to my point right here.
Thank God she didn't work in a bakery.
Yikes. 
EM :) |
| Cheese_Ed |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 21:32:28
Sorry to hear her vault may be impenetrable, GH, it really sounded like you were interested in a stick up. At least your money will be safe. |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 21:10:06
I think you should write a song for her, a la Adam Sandler in Wedding Singer and walk in the bank singing:
Oh, Bank Teller Girl,
You've got my head in a whirl.
When I looked up and saw your curls,
Oh, Bank Teller Girl, I wanna Wa Mu you.
I went to open an account,
And you handed your card out,
Now my interest in you is starting to compound,
Oh, Bank Teller Girl, I wanna Wa Mu you.
I suppose it would help if Billy Idol went in with you...
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| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:43:48
me gotta go potty
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| Conan The Westy |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:37:42
quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
The average mental age of this thread is 9.
Eh gads, people!
EM :)
As a primary (elementary) school teacher I object... I'd say 11 or 12. |
| tortoise |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:12:41
quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
The average mental age of this thread is 9.
Eh gads, people!
EM :)
Well he started it  |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 19:09:51
The average mental age of this thread is 9.
Eh gads, people!
EM :) |
| Sean |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 07:30:24
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Stupid
You can bank on these awesome pick up lines:
-Looking at you causes inflation.
And if her terms are flexible and she allows you to discharge your obligations on the spot, then you'd expect to see some cum/pound interest from the other customers.
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| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 06:46:54
quote:
Originally posted by GHcool
OK, so I went back to the bank and saw the hot bank teller girl. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, today she seemed a lot less hot than what I remembered her to be, but she was still kinda cute. Anyway, she helped me find an account manager pretty fast because she got like 3 phone calls in a short period of time and she was helping a lot of people. The bottom line was that she was really busy and I didn't get a good chance to talk to her one-on-one like I did yesterday. Oh well.
Well, as Scarlett would say "tomorrow is another day".
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| Mr Savoir Faire |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 05:46:12
hopefully I will. I intend to fwfr again. |
| GHcool |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 05:30:06
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Stupid
You can bank on these awesome pick up lines:
-If you don't let me make a deposit, I'll lose interest.
-When I first saw you, I said to myself "I'd love to teller my number."
-I'm here to open a checking account, and to check you out.
-I don't know much about stocks but I can bond!
-This mortgage payment is on a ferrari.
-(after asking for credit score)We both got credit. Let's make a credit union.
-Together, we can both have great futures.
-Looking at you causes inflation.
Good to hear from you again, Mr. Stupid! I hope you stick around for longer! |
| Mr Savoir Faire |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 05:25:43
You can bank on these awesome pick up lines:
-If you don't let me make a deposit, I'll lose interest.
-When I first saw you, I said to myself "I'd love to teller my number."
-I'm here to open a checking account, and to check you out.
-I don't know much about stocks but I can bond!
-This mortgage payment is on a ferrari.
-(after asking for credit score)We both got credit. Let's make a credit union.
-Together, we can both have great futures.
-Looking at you causes inflation. |
| Sean |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 02:28:55
Well, don't give up. You'll have to try again. No point leaving it up in the air like that, it could cause a lifetime of regret.
You could try writing Salopian's poem on a card and giving it to her, if she doesn't have a sense of humour then she isn't worth bothering with.  |
| GHcool |
Posted - 02/27/2007 : 21:51:07
OK, so I went back to the bank and saw the hot bank teller girl. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, today she seemed a lot less hot than what I remembered her to be, but she was still kinda cute. Anyway, she helped me find an account manager pretty fast because she got like 3 phone calls in a short period of time and she was helping a lot of people. The bottom line was that she was really busy and I didn't get a good chance to talk to her one-on-one like I did yesterday. Oh well. |
| Conan The Westy |
Posted - 02/27/2007 : 19:11:02
Very tasteful.  |
