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GHcool 
"Forever a curious character."
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 Posted - 02/27/2007 : 04:00:24
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Today I walked into Washington Mutual (for you international folks, Washington Mutual is a consumer bank with offices all over the United States) to deposit some checks and was helped by the most beautiful bank teller I've ever seen. She had a great body, sparkling eyes, and hair that was begging to be stroked. I was totally checking her out and it looked to me like she was doing the same to me. I asked her how long it would take to speak with an account manager and she said it would take 20 minutes. I told her I didn't have that much time because I had to get back to work (I was on my break), so she gave me her card and asked me my name. I told her it and she said that I should call in advance and she'll make an appointment for me and said she'd remember me.
I enjoyed checking her out and wanted to teller how her beauty compounded my interest for her. I just want to ask her out and have a fund time. She doesn't have to dollar self for me because her assets are naturally beautiful. I hope that the feeling was mutual.
Do any of you who are more experienced the ways of love and personal finance have any advice for a young man in my situation? |
Edited by - GHcool on 02/27/2007 04:03:30 |
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 04:18:06
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Originally posted by GHcool
Today I walked into Washington Mutual (for you international folks, Washington Mutual is a consumer bank with offices all over the United States) to deposit some checks and was helped by the most beautiful bank teller I've ever seen. She had a great body, sparkling eyes, and hair that was begging to be stroked. I was totally checking her out and it looked to me like she was doing the same to me. I asked her how long it would take to speak with an account manager and she said it would take 20 minutes. I told her I didn't have that much time because I had to get back to work (I was on my break), so she gave me her card and asked me my name. I told her it and she said that I should call in advance and she'll make an appointment for me and said she'd remember me.
I enjoyed checking her out and wanted to teller how her beauty compounded my interest for her. I just want to ask her out and have a fund time. She doesn't have to dollar self for me because her assets are naturally beautiful. I hope that the feeling was mutual.
Do any of you who are more experienced the ways of love and personal finance have any advice for a young man in my situation?
Well, considering the latest Wa Mu commercials, going in wearing only black shoes, black socks and sock garters probably wouldn't be a good start... |
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Sal[Au]pian
"Four ever European"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 10:00:59
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 Good luck. 
I hate Wa Mu, though. They endlessly send letters (all the way from the States) to someone who (presumably) used to live at my address. I have told them about ten times that they are no longer there and that they should stop, but the letters keep on coming.  |
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tortoise 
"Still reviewing, but slowly."
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 11:07:46
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Originally posted by GHcool
I enjoyed checking her out and wanted to teller how her beauty compounded my interest for her. I just want to ask her out and have a fund time. She doesn't have to dollar self for me because her assets are naturally beautiful. I hope that the feeling was mutual.
Do any of you who are more experienced the ways of love and personal finance have any advice for a young man in my situation?
Well I'd avoid making puns like that in her presence, for a start  |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 11:25:32
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Just ask her out, dude! Something like - I'd really like to go out with you, can you please tell me what your ideal date would be? You'll soon find out if your interests are mutual or if she was just funding with you.
The worst she can say is no. Yeah? And at least you'd know, and not have that nagging thought about a hundred years from now ... the one that goes: if ONLY I'd asked out that bank teller I'd be a happy man today.
Tortoise is right, though -- forget the puns till you know her better! 
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 12:32:50
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Bah, pun away! Best be honest about yourself.
Tell her you'd like to make a very large deposit, if you know what I mean.
Bafta is probably right about being direct, but easier said than done. I could never do it back in my swinging single days. I guess Cheese was just too yellow. |
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mampers11
"Lazy Lebowski Loses Rug"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 12:58:33
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Be direct dude and be confident. Though to be honest you are asking a dude who is really bad with ladies. But you will be fine, you can even say that you were in a movie.
Mampers
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Sal[Au]pian
"Four ever European"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 13:49:22
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Has she got an e-mail address on her card? Just send her a link to this thread!
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 13:55:07
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Originally posted by Salopian
Has she got an e-mail address on her card? Just send her a link to this thread!
Certainly getting her card would be a good idea. If she has one and gives it to you, then you can ask her out. If she doesn't have one, ask her for her phone number, and if she gives it to you, then ask her out. If neither work, at least you tried.
(Stalking is still illegal in the USA, isn't it?)
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 15:48:13
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Originally posted by tortoise
quote:
Originally posted by GHcool
I enjoyed checking her out and wanted to teller how her beauty compounded my interest for her. I just want to ask her out and have a fund time. She doesn't have to dollar self for me because her assets are naturally beautiful. I hope that the feeling was mutual.
Do any of you who are more experienced the ways of love and personal finance have any advice for a young man in my situation?
Well I'd avoid making puns like that in her presence, for a start
Yeah, particularly ones featuring making deposits and withdrawals.  |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 16:40:09
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Originally posted by Salopian
Has she got an e-mail address on her card? Just send her a link to this thread!
Maybe she's already here? ? |
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GHcool
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 17:21:31
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Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
Bah, pun away! Best be honest about yourself.
Tell her you'd like to make a very large deposit, if you know what I mean.
Bafta is probably right about being direct, but easier said than done. I could never do it back in my swinging single days. I guess Cheese was just too yellow.
I actually thought of the deposit joke already, but wanted to see if someone else would get it independently. I hope she isn't saving herself for marriage.
I'm going back to the bank today on my lunch break to see if I can make my personal finances a little bit more personal, if you know what I mean. I'll keep you guys updated. |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 17:59:07
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Best of luck - only advice is to ask her out and believe you deserve to get a "yes". Seems to me like giving her card to you is a definite foot in the door. Otherwise she could have just written down the bank number on a piece of paper.
So keep us updated and for those of us in LA - what branch are you talking about?  (don't worry I'm married - but nice looking bank tellers are mostly harmless) |
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shoon
"Five(ish?) years as a fwiffer"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 17:59:48
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GHcool
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 18:29:55
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Originally posted by turrell
Best of luck - only advice is to ask her out and believe you deserve to get a "yes". Seems to me like giving her card to you is a definite foot in the door. Otherwise she could have just written down the bank number on a piece of paper.
Well, her card was an official WaMu card with the bank's number and address written on it, but it had her name on it. |
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Conan The Westy
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 02/27/2007 : 18:54:39
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Originally posted by GHcool
I told her it and she said that I should call in advance and she'll make an appointment for me and said she'd remember me.
That sounds like a decent foundation to work from. 
Asking the question is much better than never knowing.  |
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