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Conan The Westy 
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 06:46:21
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Hi folks, What song or singer really sets your teeth on edge? If nothing springs to mind you can always check out some of these shockers. |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 07:14:33
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Anyone who can't sing.
And any pop singer.
And all pop songs.  |
Edited by - Sean on 01/12/2007 07:15:18 |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 09:23:31
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Justin Timberlake.
(Someone should tell him he's a white boy.)
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Beanmimo  "August review site"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 10:58:32
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Tom Petty, a bleedin' whiny Skeleton with a wig, hat and a guitar. |
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Whippersnapper.  "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 12:30:47
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| There really is no contest here: Clodagh Rodgers singing "Jack In The Box" should be officially classified as a cruel and unusual punishment. |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 13:48:00
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quote: Originally posted by Whippersnapper
There really is no contest here: Clodagh Rodgers singing "Jack In The Box" should be officially classified as a cruel and unusual punishment.
HEhehehe.
For that matter, almost anything from the early Eurovision song contests - especially Cliff Richards and entries from Spain.
But I'd say another annoying song is that damned birdy song that everyone does that dumb dance to - you know the one, I'm sure.)
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lemmycaution  "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 15:06:10
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How about some Canadian content?
Paul Anka--She's Having My Baby. (This is one of the few instances where I would have used the old barf smiley.)
P.S. I like Tom Petty, Bean, and I won't back down!  |
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Montgomery  "F**k!"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 15:22:44
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quote: Originally posted by Beanmimo
Tom Petty, a bleedin' whiny Skeleton with a wig, hat and a guitar.
I like Tom, too. EM :)
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Edited by - Montgomery on 01/12/2007 15:23:42 |
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Montgomery  "F**k!"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 15:25:28
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Celine Dion. (Spine shiver.) Urgh!
I saw a billboard for a Rock Music radio station. It read:
"We wish Celine Dion had been on the Titanic."
Me too.
EM :) |
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lemmycaution  "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 16:04:01
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quote: Originally posted by Montgomery
Celine Dion. (Spine shiver.) Urgh!
I saw a billboard for a Rock Music radio station. It read:
"We wish Celine Dion had been on the Titanic."
Me too.
EM :)
Careful, Monty. Rene Angelil will come after you.  |
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RockGolf  "1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 16:30:21
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| Michael Bolton, who seems to have singled-handedly expanded the category of "ham" from acting to singing. |
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Beanmimo  "August review site"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 16:47:06
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quote: Originally posted by Montgomery
quote: Originally posted by Beanmimo
Tom Petty, a bleedin' whiny Skeleton with a wig, hat and a guitar.
I like Tom, too. EM :)
Lemmy, Emmy I appreciate your support of Mr Petty and his bones but wouldn't they be more suited in a thread entitled
"Least Annoying Song/Singer!" 
Cheekyness got the better of me  
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 17:15:29
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Let's not forget the Alanis Morissette song "Isn't it Ironic" which hasn't anything ironic in the lyrics whatsoever.
(Oh, yes - and Germont's aria when he comes to Violetta to convince her to leave Alfredo always annoys me. Verdi's lowest hour, by far.)
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Rovark  "Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 20:15:48
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Any gimmicky or cutsie, pop-idol or soapstar/ actor's vanity project piece of crap.
The Cheeky Girls, Kelly Osborne, The St Winifreds School choir (There's No-One Quite Like Grandma), Agadoo, Birdy Song, Joe Dolce who's Shuddupa-you-face crap actually kept Ultravox off the number one spot.
As to other, more mainstream singers, all the above, Timberlake, Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Mariah F---ing Carey who warbles - presumably 'cos she can't hold a note longer than 1 second, The Sugar Babes ditto, The Spice 'yeah, like we got attitude' Girls, The Darkness. Dear God stop me before I explode. 
Jamie Cullen (I see a yawning Smilley but is there a barfing Smilley?)
By the way Petty's 'Full Moon Fever' and 'Into The Great Wide Open' are great driving albums but that's a whole new thread  |
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Montgomery  "F**k!"
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 20:25:15
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quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
Let's not forget the Alanis Morissette song "Isn't it Ironic" which hasn't anything ironic in the lyrics whatsoever.
That song really irks my sister. She's an English teacher. She says, "Like it isn't hard enough trying to teach kids what irony is. None of that is ironic. It's all just bad luck."
EM :) |
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GHcool  "Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 01/12/2007 : 20:40:47
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quote: Originally posted by Beanmimo
Tom Petty, a bleedin' whiny Skeleton with a wig, hat and a guitar.
I once had the good fortune to swim in Tom Petty's pool when I was a kid in summer camp. His daughter went to the same summer camp and she invited everyone over once. |
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