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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 07/31/2007 : 13:08:57
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I was tit bashed once by a girl that had ZZZZ, well it felt like that.   |
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 07/31/2007 : 13:10:24
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quote: Originally posted by Se�n
I'm not sure if I'm circumcised or not. I've never been able to reach the end to check.
I never shake my penis after I pee, I kick it. |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/31/2007 : 13:44:32
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This reminds me of one of my favourite lines from "Coupling" when Patrick is in the men's room, with some guy Sally's just met and has sent Patrick in there to help her get rid of him. After Patrick tells the guy how great Sally is, he comments that she dumped him because he wasn't "enough" for Sally and then when the guy looks down and sees how big Patrick is, he says: "Well, um, you know what they say?" To which Patrick replies: "Ouch?"
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 07/31/2007 : 22:20:08
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| First thing I notice on a woman is her lips. Very attracted to the lips. |
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 07/31/2007 : 23:16:11
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I only look at my wife. Just in case thefoxgirl reads this. |
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duh  "catpurrs"
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 05:08:40
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quote: Originally posted by TitanPa
First thing I notice on a woman is her lips. Very attracted to the lips.
I'm attracted to men with deep voices, such as my husband's. I find a goofy sense of humor very sexy as well...which is why I'm madly in love with all of you male fwiffers, including the gay ones. |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 06:02:02
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quote: Originally posted by thefoxboy
I only look at my wife. Just in case thefoxgirl reads this.
You know, thefoxgirl knows very well that all men look at other women, just as she knows that all women look at other men.
My husband and I want to buy a copy of the remake of the Thomas Crowne Affair - so we can both have equal eye candy!!!!!
(When they stop looking, they'll be dead.)
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Tori  "I don't get it...."
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 17:24:05
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Actually, my husband makes it a practice NOT to look at other women. This is for spiritual reasons, not because he doesn't enjoy it. He says that I am enough and he doesn't want to think about other women in a sexual way. This is the point in which everyone pats me on the back and says "Okay, Tori." But it's true! He went to a seminar in February where there were other men (most of our friends and my father even went) felt the same way and there they were each handed a rubber band and given a set of instructions. It was simple...snap it whenever you see another woman dressed provocatively or when you think about another woman. At first he was hesitant to do it around me but I'm a big girl and after a discussion he felt free. And man, all I heard was snapping for several months. One day my Daddy came home after a day of errands and had a welt.  |
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GHcool  "Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 17:50:47
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quote: Originally posted by Tori
Actually, my husband makes it a practice NOT to look at other women. This is for spiritual reasons, not because he doesn't enjoy it. He says that I am enough and he doesn't want to think about other women in a sexual way. This is the point in which everyone pats me on the back and says "Okay, Tori." But it's true! He went to a seminar in February where there were other men (most of our friends and my father even went) felt the same way and there they were each handed a rubber band and given a set of instructions. It was simple...snap it whenever you see another woman dressed provocatively or when you think about another woman. At first he was hesitant to do it around me but I'm a big girl and after a discussion he felt free. And man, all I heard was snapping for several months. One day my Daddy came home after a day of errands and had a welt. 
I'm glad for you that you have a husband that's so dedicated to you, but I have to admit that I am a little bit skeptical about the rubber band aversion therapy. Things like that might help you quit smoking or drinking, but the sex drive is much more powerful and deeply ingrained in the human psyche. Still, the fact that your husband is willing and happy to try this technique says a lot about his character. |
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duh  "catpurrs"
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 18:41:31
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quote: Originally posted by Tori
Actually, my husband makes it a practice NOT to look at other women. This is for spiritual reasons, not because he doesn't enjoy it.
I can see how this could be a faith-commitment ritual.
I am reminded however, of this story:
A young monk accompanied an old monk on a journey. One day, as they neared a river they needed to cross, they saw a beautiful, provocatively dressed young woman at the water's edge.
The woman was very relieved to see the two men and asked, "Will one of you please carry me across the river?"
So, the old monk picked the lovely creature up in his arms and carried her across the river, while the young monk followed, scowling.
On the other shore, the old monk set the woman down, bid her adieu, and the two monks continued their journey.
After they had walked on down the trail for 10 miles, the young monk snarled, "How could you have carried that woman across the river! We're monks! We're not supposed to allowed ourselves to be tempted by women!"
The old monk laughed and said, "I put the woman down on the far shore, but I see you have continued to carry her over the past 10 miles."
In other words, notice the attraction, say to oneself, "I think so-and-so is sexy-blah-blah-blah," and then dismiss the thought. If the thought isn't dismissed, is that where the rubber band snapping comes in?
As a breeder of rabbits and horses, I can attest to the value of libido. A stallion or buck with low libido can strain the patience not only of the breeder, but of the mare or doe as well. (A male with too much libido is too difficult to handle--geld that sucker!) |
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MguyX  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 18:50:55
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I'll not be visiting duh anytime soon! 
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 19:40:33
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| My wife and I understand that we both look at other people. Its healty that way. We dont have to hide it. She gets excited when she sees certian Nascar drivers or Football players. We even have our own 'Top 5 Celebrity List' derived from the 'Friends' show. Top 5 celebritys we are allowed to have sex with and the other can't get mad. We understand you cant go into the world with blinders on. We just deal with it. |
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duh  "catpurrs"
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Posted - 08/01/2007 : 20:30:28
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quote: Originally posted by TitanPa
My wife and I understand that we both look at other people. Its healty that way. We dont have to hide it. She gets excited when she sees certian Nascar drivers or Football players. We even have our own 'Top 5 Celebrity List' derived from the 'Friends' show. Top 5 celebritys we are allowed to have sex with and the other can't get mad. We understand you cant go into the world with blinders on. We just deal with it.
A friend of mine says that he and his wife have an understanding:
That if Sean Connery comes knocking on their door, he is supposed to go away and let them have some private time together.  |
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Shiv  "What a Wonderful World"
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Posted - 08/02/2007 : 01:27:46
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quote: Originally posted by Beanmimo
Didn't Christopher Columbo circumscise the globe with a large clipper.
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Shiv  "What a Wonderful World"
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Posted - 08/02/2007 : 01:35:21
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quote: Originally posted by Conan The Westy
quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by benj clews
I'm not a creationist type, but... surely if the infinite wisdom of God didn't want us to have this bit of skin then why did he design us with it? Who are we mere mortals to modify God's perfect design?
God's perfect design, eh? Ever heard of the part of your body called an appendix?
Without trying to trigger off the creation vs evolution debate, here's an article on "useless" organs such as the appendix. http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/709
Our sinuses too are a bad design, now that we are standing more upright than we used to |
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