Is it a Tori alert because I'm a prude or because you KNEW instinctively that I wouldn't get it? Because I didn't...I was on my way to say "What?"
When I first read it, my jaw dropped. Because it's Ch'Ed, I knew I was missing something (no pun intended), and it took me a few moments to figure it out.
I put in the "Tori alert" because I didn't want you to agonize for even a second.