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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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 Posted - 03/20/2008 : 00:54:50
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| I always get thirsty looking at damalc's avatar's each week, so I thought we could share some cocktail recipes. |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 00:57:51
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Sex on the Beach
1 ounce vodka
1/2 ounce melon liqueur
1/2 ounce raspberry flavored liqueur
1 1/2 ounces pineapple juice
1 1/2 ounces cranberry juice
You need not provide a recipe but enjoy...
Picture courtesy of Blue Lagoon |
Edited by - turrell on 03/20/2008 03:58:47 |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 02:03:05
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 02:31:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Se�n
So you like Christopher Atkins then.
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MguyXXVI 
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 03:28:34
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Blow Job Revenge
Dash of salt on tongue
1 oz Bailey's� Irish cream
1 oz lime juice
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Place dash of salt on tongue. Take the shot of Bailey's first and hold it in mouth. Immediately down shot of lime juice.
Goes well with this joke (courtesy of aahaa, muahaha):
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. She starts talking about this really great new drink.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys...very pleasant, holding it in his mouth. He thinks...this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Good God!!! What do you call that shit?!!!!"
She smiles at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge." |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 06:23:41
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Death By Chocolate:
1 Shot Russian Vodka
1 Shot Cr�me De Cacao - Brown
1.5 Shots Amarula Cream
3 Scoops Ice Cream (Chocolate)
Blend all ingredients together with crushed ice and serve. Garnish with shavings of chocolate if desired.
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 07:54:33
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Originally posted by turrell
I thought we could share some cocktail recipes.
OK but you'll choke on the feathers. |
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 08:55:55
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Mudslide
1.0 fl. oz. of Kahlua
1.0 fl. oz. of Baileys Irish Cream
1.0 fl. oz. of Vodka
Double Cream
Ice
Mixing Procedure
Fill a highball glass with ice, pour over Kahlua, Baileys Irish Cream, Vodka, top with Double Cream, stir, serve with a Stirrer.
By the way, the mud-slider pictured is a festival-goer seen at Glastonbury on one of those oh-so-rare occasions when the fields take on the appearance of the Somme without the gunfire. And without the mortar shells. And ...er... without the trenches. Well, you know what I mean.  |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 09:21:52
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Adios Motherfucker
1.5 cl (three parts) Vodka
1.5 cl (three parts) White Rum
1.5 cl (three parts) Blue Cura�ao
1.5 cl (three parts) Gin
2.5 cl (five parts) Lemon juice
Dash of Sprite
Pour over ice, stir, garnish with slice of blood orange.
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 11:38:49
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Pour yourself over to www.fwiffer.com
(thanks to whomever opened the gallery!) |
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damalc
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 17:04:24
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Life is ... Too $hort
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Edited by - damalc on 03/20/2008 23:59:48 |
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hustleboy007
"There is no avatar..."
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 23:21:05
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GodFather
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Scotch
3/4 oz Amaretto
Mixing instructions:
Pour ingredients into an old-fashioned glass over ice and serve. |
Edited by - hustleboy007 on 03/20/2008 23:27:43 |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 03/20/2008 : 23:43:33
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Originally posted by hustleboy007
GodFather
Welcome to the avatar contest Hustleboy~!! |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 03/21/2008 : 01:22:22
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1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk
Mix the vodka and kahlua together then float the cream on top. Add ice if desired.
It really packs a punch!!!!! |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/21/2008 : 11:28:34
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Originally posted by turrell
quote:
Originally posted by hustleboy007
GodFather
Welcome to the avatar contest Hustleboy~!!
Yeah, welcome!
It's been a while since we had some new blood in here! Nice entry! |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/21/2008 : 12:52:10
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Even though you can't make a DAIquiRI without dairi...
Here's a drink that none of you have probably enjoyed...
Wisconsin Lunchbox
2/3 part(s) Beer
1 shot(s) Amaretto
1/3 part(s) Orange Juice
Fill pint glass 2/3 full of beer, preferably a light beer, take a shot glass full of amaretto and drop it into the glass of beer, top with orange juice. Slam entire glass in one shot.
Delicious, hey! |
Edited by - Cheese_Ed on 03/21/2008 12:53:59 |
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Avatar Contest #203 -Cocktails
