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MguyXXVI 
"X marks the spot"
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 Posted - 10/04/2008 : 07:24:35
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Convicted of 12 different charges, ranging from various conspiracy counts, to armed robbery and kidnapping, Orenthal James Simpson is no longer a free man.
Having spent the last 13 years diligently combing various golf courses, cocktail parties and gala events for the REAL killers of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, the State of Nevada is now forcing O.J. to put his good work on hiatus.
However, as in the Shawshank Redemption, there is the slim chance that he may come to meet someone who once met a criminal who bragged of committing the crime. Employing his keen accounting and asset protection skills for the guards, O.J. may engineer beer days for the inmates, develop an interest in gemology, and start his own poster collection with a big, innocuous Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. And dare I say, aren't there many a many who would love to see him crawl through a mile of shit.
Alas, freedom was too great a torture for the man.
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"All I ask is three beers a piece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion."
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Edited by - MguyXXVI on 10/05/2008 03:26:49 |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 10/04/2008 : 09:14:57
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| Glove fit, didn't acquit. |
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 10/04/2008 : 19:33:32
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| Karma's a bitch. |
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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 10/04/2008 : 22:10:32
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| Judge jails Juice. |
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damalc
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 10/09/2008 : 03:41:29
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| O.ff to J.ail |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 10/09/2008 : 13:28:17
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| Maybe he could form a tough football team on the inside. What a lively and entertaining premise. Hey, they could even play the Guards. |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 10/09/2008 : 22:41:05
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| Juiced is soft these days, they'd have to form a golf league so he can continue to search for the real killer. Hell, he might even find him there. |
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R.I.P. - O.J. Simpson's Freedom
