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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 12/25/2008 : 02:54:17
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The pre-dinner cocktail was really big and powerful with a fizzle at the end. It's called a Large Hadron Colada.
The fruit cocktail starter was so dry because the strawberries were made of real straw.
It wasn't so much scampi as scamper because it made everyone scamper to the toilet.
The bird was so big, it was a turkey for life not just for Christmas.
The duck was tied up with duck-tape.
No one wanted a doggie-bag because it would be cruelty to animals. 
>> Carry on with your own unique feast 
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