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Whippersnapper. 
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 15:29:18
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Yes, there is somewhere in the world where you are GUARANTEED there will be no swine flu.
Read about it HERE.

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lemmycaution  "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 15:48:45
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| Next thing you know, pigs will fly. |
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Whippersnapper.  "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 16:23:59
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Not on El Al they won't! 
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GHcool  "Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 16:33:28
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quote: Originally posted by lemmycaution
Next thing you know, pigs will fly.
"Pigs will fly" is future tense.
"Swine flew" is past tense.  |
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MguyXXVI  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 19:03:32
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There are also no "hamlets" in Israel: they have been replaced by the more kosher and ergonometrically designed "lamblets."  |
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lemmycaution  "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 19:37:37
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quote: Originally posted by GHcool
quote: Originally posted by lemmycaution
Next thing you know, pigs will fly.
"Pigs will fly" is future tense.
"Swine flew" is past tense. 
Feeling a little tense? |
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lemmycaution  "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 19:40:19
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| Before swine flu grabbed the spotlight, ten years or so ago we were all aflutter over avian flu. |
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MguyXXVI  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 20:29:46
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quote: Originally posted by lemmycaution
Before swine flu grabbed the spotlight, ten years or so ago we were all aflutter over avian flu.
You can get the flu by drinking French sparkling water???  |
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Chris C  "Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 21:06:39
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quote: Originally posted by MguyX
quote: Originally posted by lemmycaution
Before swine flu grabbed the spotlight, ten years or so ago we were all aflutter over avian flu.
You can get the flu by drinking French sparkling water??? 
Would that be Evian Flu?? |
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BaftaBaby  "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 21:16:39
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Avion flew! [prob'ly from Orly]
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Edited by - BaftaBaby on 04/27/2009 21:17:15 |
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MguyXXVI  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 22:00:41
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quote: Originally posted by Chris C
quote: Originally posted by MguyX
quote: Originally posted by lemmycaution
Before swine flu grabbed the spotlight, ten years or so ago we were all aflutter over avian flu.
You can get the flu by drinking French sparkling water??? 
Would that be Evian Flu??
You'll have to click to find out. |
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Whippersnapper.  "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 22:05:58
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From the French swine-growing region? 
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Sal[Au]pian  "Four ever European"
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Posted - 04/27/2009 : 23:59:05
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quote: Originally posted by GHcool
"Pigs will fly" is future tense.
It's present tense in fact: English doesn't have a future tense. 
Is this story serious or satire? Surely it's not unkosher to mention pigs (especially in a context that is negative about the farming of them!)? |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/28/2009 : 04:55:48
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quote: Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Yes, there is somewhere in the world where you are GUARANTEED there will be no swine flu.
Read about it HERE.

There you go! You all don't have to worry about me, then!
(I've got room to put at least one or two people up, if anyone's really scared.)
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 04/28/2009 : 04:58:38
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| I'm as worried about swine flu as I am about being eaten by a pterodactyl. |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/28/2009 : 06:46:13
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quote: Originally posted by Se�n
I'm as worried about swine flu as I am about being eaten by a pterodactyl.
In which case, you really should come to Israel.
(Pterodactyls never sited here.)
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