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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 21/03/2007 : 15:45:49
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Site for sore eyes! 
... and yours are so sore you've put this in the wrong thread?
It's the right thread, because it's a joke. You remember jokes, dontcha? |
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duh 
"catpurrs"
See Fourum for details.
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 16:31:25
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Site for sore eyes!
... and yours are so sore you've put this in the wrong thread?
It's the right thread, because it's a joke. You remember jokes, dontcha?
Its It's too subtle for BB! (Did I use the correct its/it's?) |
Edited by - duh on 21/03/2007 16:32:20 |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 17:35:06
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Originally posted by duh
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Site for sore eyes!
... and yours are so sore you've put this in the wrong thread?
It's the right thread, because it's a joke. You remember jokes, dontcha?
Its It's too subtle for BB! (Did I use the correct its/it's?)
Well, that sounds nasty!
I believe my comment was meant to be a joke, too. You remember jokes on jokes, doncha?!
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 17:37:41
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I think it was a joke on a joke on a joke Baffs. You remember those, dontcha?
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Tori 
"I don't get it...."
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 17:43:30
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Originally posted by lemmycaution
Sheryl Crow/Lance Armstrong engagement called off. Guess he didn't have the balls.
??? He's not a tennis player is he? |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 18:04:59
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
I think it was a joke on a joke on a joke Baffs. You remember those, dontcha?
Nah ... I'm not THAT old 
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tortoise
"Still reviewing, but slowly."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 18:11:50
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Originally posted by Tori
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Originally posted by lemmycaution
Sheryl Crow/Lance Armstrong engagement called off. Guess he didn't have the balls.
??? He's not a tennis player is he?
No. But if he were, let's just say he'd play singles, not doubles. |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21/03/2007 : 18:54:25
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Originally posted by Tori
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Originally posted by lemmycaution
Sheryl Crow/Lance Armstrong engagement called off. Guess he didn't have the balls.
??? He's not a tennis player is he?
Maybe he turned yellow? in New Jersey even?
Actually, Lance is one of the world's most famous Texans, so you should know Tori!
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Tori
"I don't get it...."
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Posted - 22/03/2007 : 03:09:34
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by Tori
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Originally posted by lemmycaution
Sheryl Crow/Lance Armstrong engagement called off. Guess he didn't have the balls.
??? He's not a tennis player is he?
Maybe he turned yellow? in New Jersey even?
Actually, Lance is one of the world's most famous Texans, so you should know Tori!
I know he is a cyclist but I don't understand the joke. I thought maybe he'd taken up tennis or something. |
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duh
"catpurrs"
See Fourum for details.
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Posted - 22/03/2007 : 04:15:51
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
I think it was a joke on a joke on a joke Baffs. You remember those, dontcha?
Note to self: must remember Sean's advice to use the clown face...must remember to use the clown face...must remember to use the clown face...
EDIT: OOOPS! 
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
United Kingdom
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Posted - 22/03/2007 : 09:32:54
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Originally posted by Tori
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by Tori
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Originally posted by lemmycaution
Sheryl Crow/Lance Armstrong engagement called off. Guess he didn't have the balls.
??? He's not a tennis player is he?
Maybe he turned yellow? in New Jersey even?
Actually, Lance is one of the world's most famous Texans, so you should know Tori!
I know he is a cyclist but I don't understand the joke. I thought maybe he'd taken up tennis or something.
He's a cancer survivor - at least, most of him is.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 22/03/2007 : 13:25:27
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He's a cancer survivor - at least, most of him is.
Sorry Lance, but I couldn't resist...
This allegedly took place in a factory in the USA which makes the 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys, (a children's plush cuddly toy which laughs when tickled under the arm).
The legend has is it that a new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she duly reports for her first day's induction training, prior to being allocated a job on the production line. At 08:45 the next day the personnel manager receives a visit from an excited assembly line foreman who is not best pleased about the performance of the new recruit. The foreman explains that she is far too slow, and that she is causing the entire line to back-up, delaying the whole production schedule.The personnel manager asks to see what's happening, so both men proceed to the factory floor.
On arrival they see that the line is indeed badly backed-up - there are hundreds of Tickle Me Elmos strewn all over the factory floor, and they are still piling up. Virtually buried in a mountain of toys sits the new employee earnestly focused on her work. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a bag of marbles. The two men watch amazed as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around a pair of marbles and carefully begins sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager begins to laugh, and it is some while before he can compose himself, at which he approaches the trainee. "I'm sorry," he says to her, not able to disguise his amusement, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."
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Posted - 23/03/2007 : 12:19:11
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Two chimps get into a bath. One says: "Ooo, aa, ee, oo, aaa, eee, aaah, oooh." The other replies: "Put some cold water in, then!"
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Rovark
"Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer"
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Posted - 24/03/2007 : 11:59:35
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
He's a cancer survivor - at least, most of him is.
It's a good job us Testicular Cancer survivors have a sense of humour about this kind of thing
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
New Zealand
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Posted - 24/03/2007 : 22:45:12
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On the issue of bad-taste jokes; this one was recently told by an Iraqi to his journalist friend in Iraq....
A husband is waiting for his wife to return. It is getting late and he turns to his brother and says: "Do you think she has a lover?"
"Try not to worry," the brother says. "She's probably only been killed by a roadside bomb."
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