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Conan The Westy  "Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 09:55:04
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| I never appreciated how beautifully deigned an ear is until I suffered a minor fluid build up in the inner ear with major repercussions. |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 10:01:04
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quote: Originally posted by Conan The Westy
I never appreciated how beautifully designed an ear is until I suffered a minor fluid build up in the inner ear with major repercussions.
I appreciate how beautifully designed an ear is every day when I listen to my favourite music.  |
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Whippersnapper.  "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 10:31:53
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Pardon?
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 12:33:33
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Sorry was it too loud?  |
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Whippersnapper.  "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 12:41:43
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Yeah, your favourite music has very serious percussions. |
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 12:54:17
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quote: Originally posted by benj clews
quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by benj clews
I'm not a creationist type, but... surely if the infinite wisdom of God didn't want us to have this bit of skin then why did he design us with it? Who are we mere mortals to modify God's perfect design?
God's perfect design, eh? Ever heard of the part of your body called an appendix?
Well, as I said, I'm not of the creationist ilk so no- I don't believe we were designed (perfectly or otherwise), rather we are in a constant state of adaption (determined by our changing environments) forever attempting to reach a perfect 'design' but never getting there.
The appendix, of course, is just the tip of the iceberg- there's more than a few far from perfect things about the human body that point heavily to the non-existance of you-know-who.
Bigfoot? |
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Sal[Au]pian  "Four ever European"
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Tori  "I don't get it...."
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 15:12:27
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quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by Tori
quote: Originally posted by wildhartlivie
quote: Originally posted by TitanPa
So you anti-Circumcisonists must also be against...
Boob Jobs - now then. Believe me, if I had the $10,000, I'd have those puppies altered in a heartbeat. Down about 3 cup sizes.
Oh my gosh me too. I'd go down about four cup sizes though. Ugh...someday!!
I'm hoping that the doctors will decide it is necessary to help my back. So far they're just saying I should lose 10-15 kilos first. Party poopers!
(How many cup sizes down is going from FF to D? I'd really like to be a simple D cup again, and be able to buy bras off the rack from any shop that sells them. Ah, nostalgia!)
Isn't that the worst part? Finding bras that fit? Ugh. Hopefully they will approve you soon. :) |
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Tori  "I don't get it...."
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 15:14:38
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quote: Originally posted by wildhartlivie
quote: Originally posted by GHcool
quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by Tori
quote: Originally posted by wildhartlivie
quote: Originally posted by TitanPa
So you anti-Circumcisonists must also be against...
Boob Jobs - now then. Believe me, if I had the $10,000, I'd have those puppies altered in a heartbeat. Down about 3 cup sizes.
Oh my gosh me too. I'd go down about four cup sizes though. Ugh...someday!!
I'm hoping that the doctors will decide it is necessary to help my back. So far they're just saying I should lose 10-15 kilos first. Party poopers!
(How many cup sizes down is going from FF to D? I'd really like to be a simple D cup again, and be able to buy bras off the rack from any shop that sells them. Ah, nostalgia!)
Are all the women on FWFR stacked?  
I don't know, but apparently the ones on this thread are!
I would stick to 3 cup sizes. I'm probably one of the few women in the world who wouldn't feel less feminine if they just took 'em all the way off. If I were a runner, I'd never get 5 paces from home without risking serious injury. Riding the exercise bike is challenge enough.
I feel for you Chocky, I actually had my doctor suggest the surgery about 10 years ago (and had insurance to cover it) but I opted to wait. Now I just try very hard to never wear a bra, which saves on my shoulders and the concurrent headaches.
I've been thinking about inventing a new kind of holder - a shelf kind of thing that attaches to a wheeled stand (like an IV stand) with little fans and warning signs - so I could go around as a living Rube Goldberg exhibit.
LOL. I still want fairly large breasts, and going down four would put me at a C. I wouldn't be fine with losing them altogether. I don't run or jump...like you said, way too dangerous. |
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Beanmimo  "August review site"
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 16:35:20
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quote: Originally posted by BaftaBabe
quote: Originally posted by Whippersnapper
I'm an atheist too, thank God!
By the way, sorry to be a party-pooper, but Christopher Colombus did not circumnavigate the globe. 
And neither did Christopher Columbus  
Sorry to spoil your pedantries but I was quoting from one of those lists of 'Silly things that schoolchildren write in essays'...it was meant to be incorrect (and funny). |
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duh  "catpurrs"
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 17:30:09
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quote: Originally posted by Salopian
One for this thread
It is nice to see that the fwiffer custom of sneaky vote pandering is alive and well.
quote: Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
quote: Originally posted by benj clews
quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by benj clews
I'm not a creationist type, but... surely if the infinite wisdom of God didn't want us to have this bit of skin then why did he design us with it? Who are we mere mortals to modify God's perfect design?
God's perfect design, eh? Ever heard of the part of your body called an appendix?
Well, as I said, I'm not of the creationist ilk so no- I don't believe we were designed (perfectly or otherwise), rather we are in a constant state of adaption (determined by our changing environments) forever attempting to reach a perfect 'design' but never getting there.
The appendix, of course, is just the tip of the iceberg- there's more than a few far from perfect things about the human body that point heavily to the non-existance of you-know-who.
Bigfoot?
I consider menstruation to be one of those apparently imperfect things. I think God must be a man, because he did such a crummy job of designing women's plumbing.  (I'm now happily post-menopausal--YAY!!!!!) Moreover, I think God must be a man like my DH. He doesn't read the instructions because he can 'do it better.' He waaaaay overengineers it and then it isn't as sturdy as perhaps it may have been, or else he never gets around to finishing it. |
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 19:12:57
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quote: Originally posted by duh
quote: Originally posted by Salopian
One for this thread
It is nice to see that the fwiffer custom of sneaky vote pandering is alive and well.
quote: Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
quote: Originally posted by benj clews
quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by benj clews
I'm not a creationist type, but... surely if the infinite wisdom of God didn't want us to have this bit of skin then why did he design us with it? Who are we mere mortals to modify God's perfect design?
God's perfect design, eh? Ever heard of the part of your body called an appendix?
Well, as I said, I'm not of the creationist ilk so no- I don't believe we were designed (perfectly or otherwise), rather we are in a constant state of adaption (determined by our changing environments) forever attempting to reach a perfect 'design' but never getting there.
The appendix, of course, is just the tip of the iceberg- there's more than a few far from perfect things about the human body that point heavily to the non-existance of you-know-who.
Bigfoot?
I consider menstruation to be one of those apparently imperfect things. I think God must be a man, because he did such a crummy job of designing women's plumbing.  (I'm now happily post-menopausal--YAY!!!!!) Moreover, I think God must be a man like my DH. He doesn't read the instructions because he can 'do it better.' He waaaaay overengineers it and then it isn't as sturdy as perhaps it may have been, or else he never gets around to finishing it.
You can blame Eve for biting the apple first. |
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BiggerBoat  "Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 19:51:14
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quote: Originally posted by TitanPa
You can blame Eve for biting the apple first.
Totally. We'd still all be strolling around naked (I'm ignoring naturist resorts here) if she hadn't have listened to the talking snake (which I think is just the first excuse that came into her head). And I'm still not quite sure that Adam even had a bite, seeing as, in my experience, women are always right and I'm always wrong, which brings to mind the great philisophical riddle: if a man says something in the woods, and a woman doesn't hear him, is he still wrong? |
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BaftaBaby  "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 19:56:12
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quote: Originally posted by BiggerBoat
if a man says something in the woods, and a woman doesn't hear him, is he still wrong?
If a man says something wrong, a woman will ALWAYS hear him!  
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Conan The Westy  "Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 07/30/2007 : 20:56:27
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quote: Originally posted by duh I consider menstruation to be one of those apparently imperfect things. 
Menstruation, menopause, mental illness... why do women's problems always begin with men? |
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